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Seattle
Joined March 2007
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Nice to finally have some sunshine and not a cloud in the sky is visible!😉
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This is gem of an idea....
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I was just on a Zoom call that ended automagically after 40 minutes because the organizer was on a free tier. This is the single greatest advance to meeting productivity that I’ve ever seen. Would pay extra for this feature. – at San Francisco, CA
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We perfected social distancing in our moms basement over the years
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I urge all straight white men to self-isolate. Nothing to do with the coronavirus. I just can’t stand them.
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Joe Biden can now run as the youngest male candidate left in the field.
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GameDay
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A second great reason to not eat uranium
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Here we go! @MrTeller and I did a corporate show on Thursday but haven’t done any shows other than that since Thanksgiving, our longest break. And we’re coming back tonight with a mostly new show because we’re stupid and crazy and like being scared to death.
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Babies born today will turn 18 on January 19, 2038, the first date when time becomes unrepresentable using a standard 32-bit unsigned Unix timestamp. It's not far off.
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Ok, boomer.
Joe Biden calls Silicon Valley game developers “little creeps” who make games that “teach you how to kill” vg247.com/2020/01/19/joe-bid…
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Members of Congress also have to buy their plans off the exchange. They are Gold plans that are partially subsidized. That means I get to “choose” btwn 66 complex financial products. This is absurd. No person should go without healthcare, &no one should go through this, either.
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CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM Returns in Season 10 Trailer ahern.org/wp/curb-your-enthu…
Samsung is pouring $8 billion towards new NAND factory in China ahern.org/wp/samsung-is-pour…
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“This feature should be easy. It’s just a little bit of code, right?” —How to spot a non-developer.
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. @Proxy_Tempest NA Open #161 is live! Casted in English by @Shyrshadi & @Oxygenreni Brackets: proxytempest.challonge.com/o… You can support the tournament through @matcherino_ - use code "PTNA161" to add $1 for free - matcherino.com/tournaments/2… 🇬🇧 twitch.tv/proxy_tempest
Never steal from an Indonesian woman 😂
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