Not a single thing has ever been mended by you standing there saying you’re offended - Idles 2020

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined February 2009
Jim Evans retweeted
“The World as 100 People” - All of these are fascinating. Some are shocking.
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SIX BANKERS JAILED Sally Masterton was a forensic accountant at Lloyds Banking Group (@LBGplc). In 2013 she wrote an internal report, Project Lord Turnbull, documenting how HBOS executives had deliberately concealed a £1 billion fraud at their Reading branch before Lloyds acquired them. Small businesses destroyed. Lives ruined. Fraud siphoning money to pay for kickbacks, prostitutes and Barbados holidays. She was pushed out in 2014. Lloyds publicly denied the report was even authorised. They called her a rogue employee acting alone. The police, meanwhile, were writing letters saying her work was vital to their investigation and trying to have her co-opted onto the case. @TheFCA received the report in 2014. They did nothing for years. Nothing. The regulator whose entire job is to catch this exact thing sat on it. Six HBOS executives were eventually jailed for a combined 47 years. The fraud was real. The cover-up was real. Masterton was right about all of it. Lloyds settled with her twice. The second time, in 2018, they formally admitted the report was commissioned by the bank and apologised, saying she had acted with integrity and good faith. That is what institutions call justice when they want to avoid the word sorry. The FCA was fined £45 million for concealing the fraud. Not a single board-level executive was held accountable. The £45 million fine went straight to the Treasury. Thames Valley Police spent £7 million investigating a fraud they could never recover from the fraudsters. The Chancellor at the time refused to reimburse them. A woman who did her job was fired, smeared, and silenced with a non-disclosure agreement. The people who covered up a billion-pound fraud kept their careers. Nothing about any of this was an accident. MP Kevin Hollinrake (@kevinhollinrake) called her treatment disgraceful. He was right. It was also completely predictable for anyone who knows how these institutions protect themselves. Share this if you think the public deserves to know. Sources: @FinancialTimes @CityAM @businessinsider | Blueprint for Free Speech | Parliamentary Written Evidence
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Parkinson’s Law – Why the State Bureaucracy Grows When the Work Shrinks In 1955, a British naval historian wrote a joke for The Economist. Seventy years later, it remains one of the most accurate descriptions of the modern state ever written. Everyone knows the slogan: work expands to fill the time available. Almost no one knows the mechanism underneath it. That mechanism explains Europe. 1. The evidence. Between 1914 and 1928, the Royal Navy lost two thirds of its largest warships. Over the same years the Admiralty – the office that ran the ships – grew by three quarters. There were fewer ships and more men behind desks. Then there was the Colonial Office, which kept growing while the colonies left one by one. It was hiring while the empire was shrinking. 2. The first mechanism. An official who feels overworked has three choices. He can resign, he can share the work with a colleague, or he can ask for two subordinates. He never chooses the colleague, because a colleague is a rival. Two subordinates are a rank. So one tired man becomes three. Then each of the two subordinates feels tired. 3. The second mechanism. Seven people now do what one did, and they keep each other busy with drafts, approvals, and comments on the approvals. Everyone works hard, and nothing is produced. You have been in this meeting. You have been copied on this email. You have watched three people sign the form that one person filled in. 4. The law of triviality. Parkinson noticed that a committee will approve a nuclear reactor in minutes, because nobody understands it. The same committee will debate the bicycle shed for an hour, because everybody does. Bureaucracy does not avoid the important question by accident. It avoids it by design – the small question carries no risk, and on the big one, someone’s name goes on the decision. 5. The ratchet. A business that fails closes. A department that fails gets a bigger budget, because the problem is now bigger. Failure is the bureaucracy’s best argument for itself. This is why the state never shrinks on its own: every problem it does not solve becomes a new office for solving it. 6. The civilizational lesson. Burnham described the managers taking over. Parkinson showed how they breed. Put the two together and you get Brussels. You get France, where the state spends more than half of everything the country produces and still cannot fix a hospital. This is not because the people inside are wicked. It is because the machine works exactly as Parkinson said it would. 7. The vindication. Parkinson was dismissed as a humorist. Then Milei cut Argentina’s ministries in half – and the country did not collapse. It barely noticed, except on the bill. The lesson is simple: you cannot reform a bureaucracy by asking it what to cut. It will always propose to cut the ships – and hire someone to manage the cut.
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John Swinney won't be able to pop into his local for a pint any more. Brown & Blacks in Scone is run by an entrepreneur called Katie Long. Her story sums up everything that's wrong with business rates. Katie put around £140,000 of her own money into the business. She's done everything she can to make it work. Her energy costs have risen from £25,000 a year to over £100,000. But the real stinger is that her business rates have gone up from under £20,000 to over £52,000. How is anyone supposed to make a living with that? Now think about the knock-on effect: potential job losses at a time of high unemployment, which means less tax coming in and a greater burden on the state. The First Minister has appointed Jonathan Murphy to look at rates. So here's my offer to Jonathan: let's spend a day together visiting the businesses whose livelihoods are threatened by the current system.
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Jim Evans retweeted
One of the many highlights from the very silly but very enjoyable "Birmingham Tapestry" the Tories have produced this week.
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I'm a Crane Fly , Commonly known as a daddy-long-legs. I'm a harmless insect that sometimes feeds on nectar helping with pollination but mostly I don't eat anything Please enjoy my company as a bumble around because I only live for a couple of weeks. 😊
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Jim Evans retweeted
Serendipitous timing. The Scottish Government has today published a new edition of the Ministerial Code, including a foreword by @JohnSwinney. Given the flagrantly false statement he made in parliament yesterday, he is required to offer his resignation… to himself.
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18,740 pounds of purified rock to produce 2.2 pounds of vanadium 35,275 pounds of ore for 2.2 pounds of cerium 110,230 pounds of rock for 2.2 pounds of gallium 2,645,550 pounds of ore to get 2.2 pounds of lutecium Also staggering amounts of ore are needed for other metals.
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Miss the big man ❤️
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Jim Evans retweeted
If Scotland were wiped off the map today, it would have no measurable impact on the state of the climate. Your plans are nothing but pure virtue signaling.
Tackling the climate emergency is at the heart of my plans for Scotland. We can cut emissions while strengthening our economy - by harnessing Scotland’s massive renewable energy potential, creating good jobs and making sure communities benefit from the transition.
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Amazing coach
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There is an emergency shelter on top of Ben Nevis, invaluable for injured or exhausted walkers to get out of the weather. This is how it looked yesterday. Beer cans, abandoned rucksack, cigarette packets, mouldy food… I despair sometimes.
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Jim Evans retweeted
New Order’s “Blue Monday” reimagined with 1930s instruments by Orkestra Obsolete. Theremin, musical saw, harmonium ... pure genius. This cover is absolute magic.
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Lindsay Paterson, professor emeritus of education policy at Edinburgh University has analysed Scotland’s PISA results since the introduction of Curriculum for Excellence
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Unbelievable @univofstandrews what an absolute horror show of a decision. As a tax payer I find it incredible that Ms Kilpatrick can be rewarded with such a position after such a gross failure in her day job. The cost to the tax payer on Ms Kilpatrick’s watch will be eye watering
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Jim Evans retweeted
Your porridge oats were sprayed with weedkiller a fortnight before harvest, on purpose, to kill the plant while it was still standing. Scotland invented the trick. A dying crop dies evenly. The whole field ripens on the same day, the plant pulls its last moisture into the grain, and the combine goes through once instead of three times. The grain is cut and bagged a few days after the drenching, which is how it gets into the bag intact. 1980s: Scottish farmers start killing standing cereals with glyphosate to dry them. Canada and the American Midwest copy it. 2015: the World Health Organization's cancer agency classifies glyphosate as a probable human carcinogen. 2018: independent labs find it in 43 of 45 conventional oat products. 2019: the same labs find it in all 21 oat cereals and bars sold to children. 2020: Bayer puts up 10.9 billion dollars for around 100,000 people with non-Hodgkin lymphoma. 2023: the EU bans pre-harvest spraying outright. Britain carries on. 2026: Bayer offers another 7.25 billion, paid out over as much as 21 years, and Britain's licence decision lands in December. Eleven billion in settlements, a second one on the table, and a public consultation still deciding whether it is acceptable to spray it directly onto food four days before that food is harvested. Now the part that should ruin your morning. The residue does not sit evenly through the grain. It concentrates in the bran, the outer layer, which is the part sold to you as the reason to eat the stuff at all. Whole is worse than white. The healthier you have been trying to be, the more of it you have eaten. The oat milk in the flat white you ordered instead of dairy was dried on the stalk by the compound Bayer is paying billions to stop hearing about. Lovely leaf on it, though.
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Jim Evans retweeted
The incompetence of the SNP is now the defining feature of Scottish government.
Suck it up tax payers … the Scottish government built a “net zero” prison. The cost estimate was £52 million. It’s now 7 years late, cost £209 MILLION and can only hold 200 prisoners! Oh and the net zero claim is a bit misinformationy …. they installed a ground source heat pump & good insulation. It’s still made from concrete, plastic and steel, none of which is net zero. Expensive bollocks at best 🤡
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Jim Evans retweeted
Why does Scotland need so many politicians?? We have 3.6 x more politicians per head of population than England. The Scottish civil service has tripled since devolution and we are now saddled with an ever growing welfare bill and a completely bloated public sector! The question Scots should be asking is: Has devolution with all the extra layers of bureaucracy and cost to the taxpayer delivered better outcomes for ordinary Scots, or has Holyrood simply become an expensive, self-perpetuating disappointment that Scotland can no longer afford to treat as beyond criticism? We should be asking why debates about gender ideology, foreign policy, Net zero, Palestine and constitutional issues remain front and centre stage when concerns about healthcare, education, public infrastructure, economic growth and government accountability remain unresolved?
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