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Mop Penguin@MopPenguinOct 17

bro last night was a stark reminder of what once was

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@IfanyimaOct 16

at my funeral, please take the bouquet off the coffin and toss it into the crowd to find out who's next.

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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 16

High functioning nothing addict

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dannica@dannarebbOct 15

people not knowing that “run/hide/fight” is true active shooter protocol (from the FBI) and not a social media intern “wording something badly” is weird to me, but i guess not all of us have been through active shooter drills

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@miamiuniversityOct 15

RedHawk Alert: EMERGENCY: An ACTIVE THREAT has been reported on the OXFORD Campus. RUN/HIDE/FIGHT! Whether you choose to run, hide or fight, be prepared to face a life threatening situation. Updates to follow.

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Beautiful Normal Woman@SillyBWomanOct 14

They should invent a My Body that can Sleep when it’s Tired

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bussy favela@tenthousundOct 14

i've had my oven preheated for weeks

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Pan-African Tiger Woods@wordisbondOct 14

WE HAVE GUNS TOO

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feral stardust@celestialxsighOct 14

Sorry kids for having you so late mommy was busy going out to dinner all the time…mommy was obsessed with having small plates with her friends

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audrey@phlegmmeOct 13

We need to tear down the false binary between cars and pedestrians. When we lose sight of our shared humanity on the road, we fail to recognize that within each car there is a pedestrian— and within each pedestrian there is also a car

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mr boozey@ihearttdaveOct 13

They be violating HIPPA on they close friends nowadays

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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 13

Walking around just dizzy as fuck. Who cares

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@300moodsOct 11

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declan 🍀@_declan74Oct 12

hey asshole whats your fucking problem you got an eye fetish or something? my cock is down here.

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@tersseerOct 10

i want a threesome but i want all of us to go out and have drinks and eat diner as a family first

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Roony@RoonystersOct 10

If sex is so good why isn’t it called The LEGO Batman

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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 10

It's shaped like a thing

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Mop Penguin@MopPenguinOct 10

seeing how much they’ll give me at the pawn shop for my grandma

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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 10

Just saw someone abbreviate “deadass” to “da”

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Yeah@Yeah__PenguinOct 10

Going to get some bullshit at the grocery

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