@madscientitz

a friend to all bugs

venmo.com/u/maddalixious
Joined April 2020
  • Tweets17K
  • Following1.1K
  • Followers4.5K
1.2KMedia
which fit is gonna get me the most free beers tonight
4
1
101
14,196
shout out to Phil I love you Phil
donald boat
@laserboat999Oct 18
It’s important for your development as a person to have a solid 6 months where the only person who cares if you live or die is the gas station guy
12
420
beetle queen retweeted
Mop Penguin@MopPenguinOct 17
bro last night was a stark reminder of what once was
13
2,630
40
22,538
263,055
didn’t have to sacrifice a lamb and perform a series of endurance tests or answer any riddles for my hair to look okay today 🙏
8
232
watch out Virginia I am unmedicated
12
310
beetle queen retweeted
Fanzy 💫
@IfanyimaOct 16
at my funeral, please take the bouquet off the coffin and toss it into the crowd to find out who's next.
102
5,188
207
40,560
701,231
beetle queen retweeted
Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 16
High functioning nothing addict
2
66
323
3,985
beetle queen retweeted
dannica@dannarebbOct 15
people not knowing that “run/hide/fight” is true active shooter protocol (from the FBI) and not a social media intern “wording something badly” is weird to me, but i guess not all of us have been through active shooter drills
Miami University
@miamiuniversityOct 15
RedHawk Alert: EMERGENCY: An ACTIVE THREAT has been reported on the OXFORD Campus. RUN/HIDE/FIGHT! Whether you choose to run, hide or fight, be prepared to face a life threatening situation. Updates to follow.
78
780
42
22,283
393,359
They should invent a My Body that can Sleep when it’s Tired
22
162
2,199
beetle queen retweeted
bussy favela@tenthousundOct 14
i've had my oven preheated for weeks
8
224
5
3,657
28,973
WE HAVE GUNS TOO
117
924
110
9,123
176,241
Sorry kids for having you so late mommy was busy going out to dinner all the time…mommy was obsessed with having small plates with her friends
16
3,152
82
35,616
425,358
beetle queen retweeted
audrey@phlegmmeOct 13
We need to tear down the false binary between cars and pedestrians. When we lose sight of our shared humanity on the road, we fail to recognize that within each car there is a pedestrian— and within each pedestrian there is also a car
13
176
15
2,239
19,500
I hope Julie Andrews is okay
5
292
using the munsell soil color chart to decide what color to paint my walls
1
4
214
beetle queen retweeted
mr boozey@ihearttdaveOct 13
They be violating HIPPA on they close friends nowadays
68
4,697
311
62,826
823,659
beetle queen retweeted
Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 13
Walking around just dizzy as fuck. Who cares
29
8,336
326
33,484
351,674
using Partiful to convince my bf who’s downstairs to go get a sandwich with me
1
139
3,980
help I’m addicted
6
200
beetle queen retweeted
𝒻.
@300moodsOct 11
19
1,002
239
13,395
277,059
beetle queen retweeted
declan 🍀@_declan74Oct 12
hey asshole whats your fucking problem you got an eye fetish or something? my cock is down here.
23
4,350
198
52,670
371,595
Load more