@madebypick

Writer/Cyclops/Film Savage

 UK
michaelpick.net
Joined May 2010
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Looking forward to trading the crushingly banal dystopia of British existence circa March 2019 with @timmaughan‘s far more imaginative rendition #InfiniteDetail (out today)
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Slight nausea as autocorrect decides to capitalize the verb formerly known as trump.
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Text collages by J. G. Ballard, created in the late 1950s and later titled “Project for a New Novel.”
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A sociologist defecates the Internet.
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Your negotiations with mediocrity end in savage, naked, porcine squealing. Drinks are spilled. Shoes are thrown. Defecate abounds.
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Journalists: should today look remotely bright or hopeful, please enjoy this audio-visual suicide induction lozenge: youtube.com/watch?v=oeo1V-47…
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TIL: using mobile.twitter.com on a laptop/desktop unlocks fugly-distraction-bullshit-free mode
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Consciousness, sphincter of experience. That half numb, meat buffered, eighties echo unit response to anything crucial, visceral, vital.
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All of the tiny, paper-thin houses murmuring heartfelt muffled playlists into the night, rain, and traffic.
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Let’s Play The Shining pippinbarr.com/2015/04/22/le… youtube.com/watch?v=ny5fwQDA…
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@abe1x1 Jan 2015
“there is no sound like it — the orectic cry of millions of partially lost souls, grown a year older, hating death”
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Make a splash at any social gathering by bellowing (TWEET IT) at the end of your most memorable sentences. Consider air quotes for emphasis.
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Manufacture a toddler: mix one pack of rabid wolves with a swirling metric vortex of LSD; encase in a rubbery gnome of lesser-demonic visage
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Next – parabiotic boomers draining the kindertots grafted onto their thighs, like so many wailing youth-batteries: nytimes.com/2014/05/05/scien…

Young Blood May Hold Key to Reversing Aging (Published 2014)

After scientists found that blood from young mice rejuvenated the muscles and brains of old mice, experts said the research could lead to treatments for illnesses like Alzheimer’s disease.

nytimes.com
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(Visions of Ballardian garden centre allegory replete with CCTV footage of class war, listless buggery, and cocaine addled lawn mowing)
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Twitter's passive aggressive stream-hijack swipe at my being >35? Next: bingo, bifocals, and euthanasia spa resorts.
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Half burnt out pier of coin operated “thought leader” automata silently waiting to lay 25 cent baubles of disruption on the barren ocean bed
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@skeltoac Perhaps life-sized within the confines of a responsive framework, by way of a nifty concave/convex flesh mapping algorithm?
A life-sized Bob van Asperen GIF-Tattoo, fingering harpsichord keys over your rippling flesh in restrained, mathematically exquisite arcs.
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Keep just enough assholes in peripheral vision as to aid in circumnavigating your own inevitable descent into assholism.
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