@macapa888

What am I doing here

Joined July 2015
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Mike@hammeritoOct 16
About to sail out with a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than my ship weighs empty, hope it goes okay
Ryan Hall, Y’all
@ryanhallyallOct 16
Tonight, Lake Michigan is going to have waves taller than a house. Up to 20 feet out in the middle, and a few could hit 23.
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Buck
@BuckOnTwidderOct 16
doing the opposite of a cleanse this weekend goin on a clog
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RJ@MKENewYorkerOct 16
Wisconsin yearns to be railed
Midwest Passenger Rail Association@MidwesternPRAOct 16
AMTRAK IS COMING TO MADISON!!! Amtrak has been awarded a $218m grant to upgrade tracks to establish Amtrak service to Madison for the first time ever. The last train to serve Madison was 1971
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cad@cadhalashOct 16
as someone who likes simple boring things, the phrase 'minimalism was made up by big small to sell you more less' has really done a number on me. im haunted by it every day
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Ernest Strawfield@FKAGEORGEYOct 16
Yall bitches playing chess while I’m eating checkers
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Patrick Dailey
@PatrickDaileyOct 16
I’m so happy rn
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dan hentschel
@danghentschelOct 15
Kind of sucks my microwave can only make Popcorn, Potato, Beverage, or Timer
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Corn ✧⍣
@cornskiOct 16
yall wanted AI to show yall what yo future kids look like now we got a good 6 summers left on this bitch
Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson@MarTheMortalOct 14
87° in the middle of October lmaooooo
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Jeff Young
@BaseballJeff1Oct 16
“So you spent $6 billion dollars on a baseball team?” “Yes, Dave.” “And you lost to the Brewers in the playoffs?” “That’s correct, Dave.”
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@AltColeIsKingOct 16
Me liking every single dodger hate tweet I see
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That 4-0 lead was like when your relative in hospice is suddenly lucid for a few hours before flatlining
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sam.@sammwichhOct 15
Babe wake up the Brewers are sending the dodgers to hell and defeating evil once and for all today
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troy bond jr (grand admiral)@TroyHasEbolaOct 14
Unfortunately, a few gun deaths a year is the price we have to pay for the second amendment
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 14
Charlie Kirk would've turned 33 years old.
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Lexi🏳️‍⚧️@somethingBurgurOct 13
Every conservative complaint can either be met with “that’s not how that works at all” or “holy shit who cares”
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`@literaturelisaOct 11
No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.
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Mike 📺@michaelcolladoOct 9
Turns everyone against him day 1. Votes out his crush. Farts in his coffin. Somehow onto the traitors. #thetraitorsus
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perfect angel@girl__virusOct 7
the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch
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my uncle and I killed the tickle monster on a camping trip in ‘07. Shot him right between the eyes, sumbitch is mounted on the mantle over the fire. Can still see the fear in his eyes and everything. Taxidermist went mad after making it, said he’d never touch hide nor hair again.
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milo edwards@Milo_EdwardsOct 6
jerry is dating a girl who is essentially perfect but he’s bothered by a gap in her teeth. george quit his job in a rage but is trying to sneak back in to use the remainder of his free canteen vouchers. kramer subplot:
Nick Pinkston 🏭 🏗️ 🏙️ ⏭️
@NickPinkstonOct 5
Came across this plate / bumper sticker combo in NYC recently lol
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trout mask (original)@BranPuffinOct 6
“I bought this before he went crazy” bumper sticker on a Volkswagen
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