social media rots your brain

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Never deleting this app:
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NEW DRINKING GAME!!! Every time Trump takes a long sniff, take a drink!😂😂😂😂 #debate – at Glen Allen, VA
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Gold Star, eloquent, patriotic, Muslim-American immigrants who advocate reading. The Khans are like the final boss in a Trump video game.
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There’s a Hillary Clinton edition of Monopoly. Each player takes turns receiving $200,000 from the bank until the ethics committee notices.
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This perspective of Earth makes violence on its own people unimaginable. Thoughts with #Brussels.
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In practice, this is far more powerful than all the provisions that get negotiated in term sheets. Want leverage? Be profitable.
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If a company is default alive, the founders control it. If it's default dead, investors control it.
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A Trump vs Sanders matchup is what would happen if the Occupy Wall Street Movement could pick team captains.
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Bad news. A guy I don't know said he was unfollowing me because my tweets offend him. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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I drank so much coffee, I ripped the space-time continuum and right now I'm watching my own funeral from my living room couch.
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#Programming in movies vs. programming in real life. #hacker vine.co/v/hPXTA6l9AqQ
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You have a problem, so you decide to raise some money. Now you have two problems. So you hire some people. Now you have three problems.
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S.F. stands with Paris
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What I learned from passing on Twitter & Zynga — & saying yes to Uber & Thumbtack buff.ly/1NOvWSe xitter.cf/LAUNCH/status/66498090…
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Now I am become Twitter, Destroyer of Context!
nothing like a refreshing glass of whiskey first thing in the morning to help you forget that you live in your car.
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Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes ~W Gibson
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"Leadership is not about titles, positions, or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another." John C. Maxwell
Having a tasty pumpkin spice latte Haha just kidding, bottle of whiskey
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