Lutheran (LCMS) convert with a love for the liturgy • advocate for life & evangelism • God's work, our witness!! • Occasional Lutheran matchmaker
Texas
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If you are a confessional Lutheran looking for a match, please feel free to fill out our matchmaking questionnaire down below!
It is open to all individuals 21+, a member of a church in good standing, and never divorced. Please share with others!
the future Mrs. Ell 🦬 retweeted
It is confusing to me that @SecDuffy 's Department of Transportation passed this rule into law which renders effectively every single non-hybrid minivan and SUV in America illegal after 2030.
How exactly do they expect families to get around?
regulations.gov/document/NHT…
the future Mrs. Ell 🦬 retweeted
Honestly the fact that near-universal accessibility of rideshare services has done nothing for DUI fatalities says something incredibly damning about this kind of offender
Whatever we do to them needs to be extremely punishing
ok can some of my crunchy ladies help me out with the dryer.. because I switched to dryer balls for 3 years and all of my clothes always came out super wrinkled and kind of sticky so I went back to dryer sheets but the smell of them makes my head hurt... what should I do???
Please try and say something kind to this woman!!! Help her to choose life! She says she's pro-choice but does not believe in abortion "for herself".
reddit.com/r/Advice/comments…
the future Mrs. Ell 🦬 retweeted
What is the difference between Episcopalians and Lutherans?
Pastor Christopher Jackson is the pastor of Saint Peter's Lutheran Church in Door County and Saint John's Lutheran Church in Algoma.
Saint Peter's Lutheran Church in Door County
316 W. Main St.
Forestville, WI 54213
920-856-6420
Saint John's Lutheran Church, Algoma
E5221 Church Rd.
Algoma, WI 54201
(920) 487-2335
the future Mrs. Ell 🦬 retweeted
If we can pull one thing away from this upcoming election, I hope it’s that the GOP stops putting up absolute morons as candidates.
the future Mrs. Ell 🦬 retweeted
If you're a man on a dating app, don't immediately start talking about how you want "submission" from a woman
If you're a woman on a dating app, don't immediately start talking about how you want a man to "be a provider"
You look transactional
the future Mrs. Ell 🦬 retweeted
A certain kind of man latches on to the term “submission” and interprets it as getting his way all the time
I’m not saying that’s what this is, I don’t know him, but that’s 100% what you look like when you message strangers stuff like this on apps
If you’re a guy and you try to bring up submission or male headship on a dating app conversation or on a first or second date, you are setting yourself up for failure in 99.9% of cases🙃🙃
the future Mrs. Ell 🦬 retweeted
Please pray for my grandma. She had a heart attack early this morning, and as of now, she’s already had a completely blocked artery cleared (there are two more that need stents when she’s stronger), a stent placed, and been resuscitated once. She’s in the ICU for obvious reasons.
unfortunately my body does not know the difference between skipping 3 meals in a row and fasting on Sunday morning before the Divine Service and I fear everyone in the surrounding pews knows it too
the future Mrs. Ell 🦬 retweeted
Ok can we talk about how insane it is that in multiple cases of school shooters, the shooter very clearly had issues but their parents were like “I’m going to buy them a gun :)”