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" you know, darlings.
being a god isn't as easy as it sounds. especially when certain domains under your protection are in constant danger of threats.
that's why i hold domain over both tradesmen AND thieves. no matter who succeeds, i always win! hahaha!~ "
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" Oh, hello my darlings. I hope you weren't missing me too much. Because here I am!
Who am I kidding? Of /course/ you missed me! Ahahahaaa!~ "
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you know, not many know this, but see these fun little patches on my delivery bag here?
notice a theme? they're all pertaining to certain deities that i've curried favor with.
little bolty for zeusy, storm cloud for poseidon, lovely little owl for athena, and so on.~
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Poseidon is so very sensitive and grumpy.
But by GOLLY does he know how to lay down a catchy beat.
GET IN THE WATUH! Ah-ha!
Marvelous darling, simply marvelous! ✨️
HERMES 🪽✨️ retweeted
(Reader)!
Did you know...?
You look fabulous today, darling!
Not quite as fabulous as me, but...
You're doing just marvelously. ✨️
HERMES 🪽✨️ retweeted
Look before you! These are the fields in which I grow my fucks.
As you can see, it is barren.
So unfortunately, I have no fucks to spare. ✨️
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" I do wonder if dear Circe holds a grudge after I helped out poor old Ody...
Oh, she's a peach, I'm sure it's a matter of bygones being bygones. " ✨️
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" Yes we COULD let things go by as they are, or we could stir up a bit of mayhem and chaos!
Wouldn't that be far more interesting? You know I'm right, darling. "
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𝐻𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔
𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑡 𝑏𝑎𝑦, 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠
𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑐𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ.
( 𝐿𝑒𝑤𝑑 𝑅𝑃 )
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Epic: The Musical concept designs (3/7)
MY WIFE AND HUSBAND...and aeolus 🔥
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