living in my answered prayers.

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dream of this on my desk back in middle school 🎓
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Men don’t shoot dice anymore because they struggle with basic math
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This nigga use to really not GAF 😂😂😭
Ja Morant Almost Posters
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When skill and talent was mandatory
This is how Disney animations were made before computers.
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Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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So we all agree youtube needs to stop being so fucking money hungry and lower the ads on their fuckass site right
so we all agree the color for math is blue right
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I’m making 80k in the $80 full tank, $2500 apartment, $18 chipotle burrito era
Imagine making $80k during the $20 full tank, $500 apartment, $5 footlong era?
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Study says if you were born between 1992 and 2003, you got the rarest childhood
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Her name is HIND RAJAB💐🌷 🤞🏾🪶♾❤️ And She was more brave than every single one of you at ESPN
Kyrie Irving has offered to pay Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair's $11,941 fine for having the name of a Palestinian girl killed in Gaza written on his eye black during Sunday's game against the Buffalo Bills. spr.ly/6012BGpQce
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The year is 1997. The President was born in 1946. The year is 2007. The President was born in 1946. The year is 2017. The President was born in 1946. The year is 2027. The President was born in 1946.
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see how much happier everyone is when we have monday off? much to consider
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if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass
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55 points on 96.8% TS
Most Points In A Single Playoff Game In NBA History: 1. Michael Jordan — 63 [62.7% TS] (1986) 2. Elgin Baylor — 61 [56.1% TS] (1962) 3. Donovan Mitchell — 57 [73.6% TS] (2020) 4. Charles Barkley — 56 [80.1% TS] (1994) 4. Jimmy Butler — 56 [78.0% TS] (2023) 4. Michael Jordan — 56 [73.8% TS] (1992) 4. Wilt Chamberlain — 56 [48.5% TS] (1962) 8. Damian Lillard — 55 [96.8% TS] (2021) 8. Allen Iverson — 55 [74.6% TS] (2003) 8. Michael Jordan — 55 [69.8% TS] (1997) 8. Michael Jordan — 55 [61.2% TS] (1993) 8. Michael Jordan — 55 [57.2% TS] (1988) 8. Rick Barry — 55 [48.8% TS] (1967)
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new month, new blessings
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NBA Hardwood Classics on NBATV held us down pre-youtube days.
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Pusha T lost his damn mind on here
👤FAT JOE👤 👤PUSHA T👤 💿SET OF KEYS💿 ◻️PRODUCED BY COOL & DRE◻️ ◻️OFF FAT JOE’S ORGANIZED RHYME ALBUM DROPPING AT MIDNIGHT◻️ 🚨PREMIERED ON JOE & JADA🚨
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Lmaooo talk that talk
James Harden says sacrificing his role and his money after Houston to chase a ring got him nothing back but lost swagger “Let me just try to sacrifice the money, the individual accolades, all that. Let me just try to sacrifice and switch it up a little bit, and hopefully that’ll work in my favor in the sense of trying to win a championship.” “So that’s when the Brooklyn situation happened, that was tricky. We had the opportunity. And then the Philly situation, where it’s like same thing: let me just be a playmaker, switch up my role.” “None of that worked. Like, you feel me?” “I sacrificed money, I sacrificed being the top scorer that I am, that I still am and will be. Long story short: it was for nothing.” “I lost a lot of money and I lost a lot of swagger on the court, just from sacrificing, thinking that all that’s gonna get me to win a championship.”
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Biggest robbery in sports. This was the MVP
Luka Doncic 2024 season 33.9 PTS 9.2 REB 9.8 AST 61.7% TS (+3.6 rTS) +5.8 On-Court rORTG +9.6 On/Off swing 3rd in EPM (behind Embiid and Shai)
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westbrook used to beat tf out them folks
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You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple
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