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Excited to see this whatmore mavi collab

Laying on my back and peeing all over my belly

Theres a stud lookalike competition at my local @Walmart today apparently

Coworker just let a loose shit go in the stall right next to me and all I could do was say "hell yeah"

White dude pulled up to the gas pumps blasting lil baby and my car automatically locked itself #honda

If the penguin can become a multimillionaire it's not too late for a couple of my homeboys

Yo bitch built like the geekbar plus 2 with the world's first 3 dimensional curved screen

i feel like if xtsy* team paid for some more promo he could really be mainstream

Republicans love them flock cameras yet are on fox news at 9am complaining that the grubhub delivery robots are monitoring them?

My favorite Minecraft mechanic is how horny the cows get when you feed them wheat

I know twt doesnt rly follow my moves elsewhere but this past 6 mo has welcomed a lot of change for me and I want everyone around me to know im eternally grateful. The things I previously viewed not possible have now become past accomplishments and I want to thank every1 4 that

Autocorrect always tries to correct nipples to another word like Im not talking about boobies