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Jamaica
Joined November 2017
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Damn order ready in 15 minutes, Andale is definitely the way to go for Chilitos
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jordan 🤏🏽 retweeted
Chilitos Andale is the best thing to happen to me
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jordan 🤏🏽 retweeted
"But you were green on Teams" I don't care if I was LIVE on CNN at 10 AM. I'll respond to your email when I GET TO IT.
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jordan 🤏🏽 retweeted
1 year anniversary of Hurricane Melissa btw
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Not Chrisean and Naveah making it to Hollywood!
HBO is officially developing ‘THE BIRDS’, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film. Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center. (Source: Deadline)
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all these govt warnings across the globe, what’s really brewing? :/
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jordan 🤏🏽 retweeted
If you’re 32 years or below, this could be an opportunity for an international civil service career …
The UN is accepting applications for the 2026 Young Professionals Programme (YPP). The YPP is a recruitment initiative for talented, highly qualified professionals to start a career with the UN. More about the programme and eligibility requirements: careers.un.org/ypp?language=…
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*Jay-Z announces himself as headliner of the Super Bowl halftime show.
🚨 Jay-Z announced as headliner of the Super Bowl halftime show.
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jordan 🤏🏽 retweeted
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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jordan 🤏🏽 retweeted
you hoes can vote on love island but don’t wanna vote for your country
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jordan 🤏🏽 retweeted
He who dislikes plantain has no plan to attain -Aristotle
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just had a banginggg breakfast. Yup!
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jordan 🤏🏽 retweeted
Every time I leave a relationship, I’m just happy I don’t leave with a baby. The heart can mend back, imagine me still having to communicate with an ex cuz little Jack have prize giving. Mercy.
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jordan 🤏🏽 retweeted
Why patty nuh sell a night? You know how many events I've been on my way home from (11 p.m., midnight; all 1:00 a morning), and woulda LOVE a fresh, hot cheese patty???
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jordan 🤏🏽 retweeted
CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREEEEEEE STOP MAKING AI SLOP FLYERS
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Everything is urgent in corporate until you ask for approval. 😂
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Oh that’s crazy.
Found out last night that every single link you’ve ever clicked on “x” and it opens in mini browser…their site still has access to your account unless you manually clear it. Mi ago diss yuh @elonmusk
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jordan 🤏🏽 retweeted
watch this rn
Wait for it... FROM is now on Netflix.
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Oh wow 😮 Houston rapper KenTheMan just dropped a diss song over Drake's "Quebec" beat for podcast host Emanny after talking about her on the recent Joe Budden Podcast episode "Tell him shut up sometimes" she added on her Instagram
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up dancing to sombr
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