I'm just here to laugh and hopefully make some people laugh too, yes I am that guy from all the Soca parties and yes I would like some rum thanks.

Jamaica
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Magnifique nouveauté cette saison à Brooklyn, quand un adversaire loupe un lancer le DJ de la salle envoie un énorme « FAAAAAAAH » dans les enceintes 🤌
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One and a Halfey retweeted
i don’t gossip!!
wait until u hear about her tea
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Y’all! I’m hosting an event called Hot Seat and the first one is about unpopular opinion. I think it’s going to be really fun! Come by and support if you can. It’s free entry, tasty food on sale and I’d love to see you there! October 28 | 8–10 PM RSVP: yaadgrubja.com/hot-seat
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I swear I recall like two people asking about wheelchairs in the last month or so. Saw this just now:
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Tired of my vehicle playing hop scotch with this crater every morning on the intersection of West Avenue and Central Avenue. It’s been months and it only gets deeper @NWA_JA @fayvalwilliams
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They kind of did. Though Eric Bauza will be the first to tell you Mel Blanc was irreplaceable and he’s lucky enough to have just a fraction of his talent, he’s also the modern voice actor who gets the closest to nailing the classic Mel Blanc scream.
can we PLEASE bring back the unhinged Looney Tunes screams?
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We have now lost Peter Cullen and Eric Bauza in the same year. This hurts.💔
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The adults’ party from Hocus Pocus is the vibe I need right now
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“See I like women’s asses”
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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OMFGGGGGGGG BIG MAMI HAS ARRIVED AND JUST DESTROYED KARMEN LMFAOOOOOOOOOO #AAAHeroesInmortales
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can you imagine having to shave your bush before you can save the world
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Ludo is a game of malice. If you play to win you're losing
It's unbelievable how bad I am at Ludo.
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BRO ITS CANON. 😭😭😭
NASA has confirmed that a small asteroid, named 2025 PN7, is acting as a "quasi-moon" or "mini-moon" companion to Earth. Until 2083 you can say that Earth has two Moons.
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Мужчины, что вам мешает одеваться в зал так?
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I’m at a fast food place where Mambo #5 was just playing and it’s the first time I realized not a single couplet in the chorus actually rhymes.
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Put some respect oh her name.
i’m crying at the accuracy
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bruh, like why is a “lunch special” $3500 🫩 ain’t nothing special about that lol
Idk these restaurants need to be reasonable with the lunch menu prices.
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Damn order ready in 15 minutes, Andale is definitely the way to go for Chilitos
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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