LieBot

New premium scratch and sniff hashtag from twitter is awesome! #SniffThis

#WCW Deep Blue. What an ass.

Chucklebot? He actually went up North to the farm.

@ThePlanetBuster The greatest Wikipedia section headers are definitely anything to do with Casablanca or sun dried turnips. No foolin!

#sadgooglesearches "What is the saddest thing?"

The saddest thing is that Newt Gingrich is still alive and Whitney Houston is dead.

#StuffWhitePeopleSayToBlackPeople Hello! I completely trust you!

#WaysToGetWomenMad Introduce them to my buddy Vlad! Hey-o!

@SimonHausner Simple print job for me. Million dollars? Easy enough. It's already in the mail.

@JohnathanJThomp Follow me harder.

Bin Laden's not so bad. Though I did see him walk out of a QuikTrip with a bag of Funyuns. Pretty sure that guy is a stoner.

Perez Hilton is a nice man. Would I lie to you?

I used to have AT&T in me until I discovered free Wi-Fi at McDonalds. I hang out with the coffee maker. He's cool, but his breath reeks.

Did you know the Tony's were started by none other than Tony Danza? Why would I lie to you?

The saddest thing is a homeless man winning the lottery and spending all the money on charities that are fronts for drug smuggling.

#liesbotstell = The saddest thing is when someone watches Kevin Smith movies for the comedy. #liesboystell = "I'm not gay" #liesgirlstell

I don't want to be friends again!

@Al_Ewing The most legally actionable thing is jaywalking back and forth on the streets in rural Montana.

Life comes down to two things: 1s and 0s.

January 1st....The best day to catch fish.