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Denver, CO
Joined February 2010
lemuel thermite retweeted
Elon thanks you for your $500,000 unsecured perpetual loan. Retard-maxxxing areas.
Vais-je la recevoir avant de mourir? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Au pire, je l’inscrirai dans mon testament.
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lemuel thermite retweeted
fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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lemuel thermite retweeted
Damn maybe we are pussy
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 17
Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯
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Morlockmoder@IWllNvrBeAnEloiOct 18
the more i think about it the more video games as a concept the more they horrify me. just a machine for totalizing disassociation which consumes days or years and leaves you with nothing
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lemuel thermite retweeted
The contradictions are sharpening.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 18
James Carville says he'd rather have Republicans keep control of the House than Democrats winning the chamber by 5 seats. "I would rather the Republicans keep the House by five than the Democrats win by five, because if that happens, they’re hostage to the DSA. Like, Hakeem cannot move. There’s no place for him to go."
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lemuel thermite retweeted
larry david boomer crashout over israel was not on my bingo card
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lemuel thermite retweeted
‘Good’ celebs when an end to institutional Philosemitism threatens future earnings
larry david boomer crashout over israel was not on my bingo card
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lemuel thermite retweeted
Bari Weiss pushed CBS to link Abdul El-Sayed to the September 11 attacks and place James Talarico at a mental health center in Ohio when he was sick with the flu Link in following post
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Literally not a single other place on the planet where this kind of thing is tolerated by the West. Astonishing.
#Breaking: European diplomats, including French and Polish representatives, who went to the West Bank to observe the olive harvest, have been violently assaulted by Israeli settlers.
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Sometimes you get small crystal clear glimpses of the dynamics waiting patiently to unfold in the coming weeks/months/years.
Dior had no faith in the French police to protect their store so they brought in their own security team to protect the flagship store in Paris tonight
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lemuel thermite retweeted
That is not "the normie idea of a break up". That's a near universal painful human experience that is the price for being a person who loves. You are just 21.
One thing I find so unconscionably awful is the normie idea of a "break-up." I can't imagine spending years loving a person and then saying "yeah, just pretend I never existed." If suicide is murdering the future, then a break-up is killing your past. It's a totally inhuman act.
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Too bad that he didn't fall out of a F-15E while descending at 160km/h or else he would've survived that
🇺🇸⚡️– A US Air Force pilot died last night after falling in an uncontrolled manner during a pre-game rappeling demonstration at the Alemodome in San Antonio, Texas.
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the crowd
Dying at the Alamodome in front of a few thousand people and they still play the game afterwards and no one really gives a shit they watched you die
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dude at the end. "what was he supposed to do?" lol
Jennifer Coffindaffer
@CoffindafferFBIOct 18
Fast Roping It is very dangerous, but something that the military, FBI HRT, and some SWAT Teams practice and utilize to descend from helicopters swiftly. He lost control of his speed. This airforce serviceman passed away from his injuries. He was performing in a demonstration in advance of the University of Texas - San Antonio football game. These guys fast rope a lot, but it is still a very dangerous maneuver. IMV, so unnecessary to perform a fast rope for entertainment. In prayer for this serviceman's family. #SanAntonio #Airforce
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lemuel thermite retweeted
they need to put adam in the box
here’s the exchange where @sostalksmoney makes what is charitably called a joke: “I’m sure your mom really died of a headache — your mom might have died from a headache” @AdamFriedland if u read this i’ll take it down for $100,000
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What was it like to watch a man die
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Don’t do this. Whatever pasta you make will be an inferior product and require more time and money than Barilla. Focus on the sauce
If you’re in your early 20s, buy a pasta machine. Go into debt if you have to.
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freddy saw a guy die
Another college game done. UTSA got the win against Navy! Thank you to all the nice people that we met today. Unfortunately there was a serious accident before the game, which is why I stopped updating on here. Our thoughts are with the service member and his family.
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Sorry ma’am your son died in operation fall from a really high place and die
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Imagine you’re a parent in the 1950s and you hear your children watching this in the next room
Plutopia (1951) has the weirdest Disney character of all: the masochist cat
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