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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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i don’t use google i use booble. i look at my wife’s boobs and i know the answers to everything
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blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports – at New York, NY
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I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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MY FATASS DIDNT LOSE A CONGRESSIONAL RACE THO
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my doctor said i would stay more healthy if you sent me pics of your tits
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remember friends, if you can't see it, it doesn't exist.
if she's not sending you soapy boob pictures, that means she does not shower.
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so why do u take ur clothes off for some mf called shower but not for me? :/
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imagine you're like 26 years old and you just graduated from clown school. the only thing on your resume is a stint running a failed covid-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts. after months of struggle, you finally land a job interview. do you bring iced coffee, yes or no





























