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Joined November 2023
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It's painful being the girl who served on a jury once and never shuts up about it 💔
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AO3 downtime is preventing me from doing research on WrightWorth 🫩
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Elizabeth!@InstantSunriseNov 6
Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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robin 🪺@shitpoeticNov 5
i don’t use google i use booble. i look at my wife’s boobs and i know the answers to everything
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Imagine being mean to a person from CT because you think we're Yankees as if we don't literally dunk on NYC all the time
hannah (@metsbian) profile picturehannah@metsbianNov 5
THANK YOU. connecticut has basically wiped out our republican party and u guys STILL hate us
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedNov 4
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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emily@north0fnorthNov 4
blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports – at New York, NY
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chelsea obscura@halointheriverNov 4
I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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lilie@miwiduosNov 4
ABORTIONS ON ME TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
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Kat⁉️@_ghostlyjoys_Nov 4
this is the greatest my twitter tl has been in years
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Christopher@molochofficialNov 4
They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary
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MY FATASS DIDNT LOSE A CONGRESSIONAL RACE THO
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Brandon Herrera (@TheAKGuy) profile pictureBrandon Herrera
@TheAKGuyMar 22
Replying to @0liviajulianna
I can’t tell if you took a break from overeating to write this.
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I have been changed
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III DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
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Woman who just wants to be fired forced to quit instead
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What is Mamdani's plan to bring back AO3
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Shaking crying throwing up tell me it's not real
AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) profile pictureAO3 Status@AO3_StatusOct 29
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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AO3 down and I didn't even know. Is this how neglectful husbands feel
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Realizing I probably had norovirus not food poisoning
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Woman I wish would just cheat on her spoue with her costars
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 28
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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Same guy who thinks it's okay to make toddlers spend time in the cold because he doesn't want to hold a press conference outside in freezing temperatures
Governor Ned Lamont (@GovNedLamont) profile pictureGovernor Ned Lamont
@GovNedLamontOct 27
Connecticut is proud to celebrate Vedant Rakesh Kansara of Farmington High School and Suchita Srinivasan of Cheshire High School, for being named 2026 U.S. Presidential Scholars. One of the nation’s highest honors for high school students. Their accomplishments reflect the talent, dedication, and hard work of Connecticut’s students, as well as the commitment of the educators and families who have supported them along the way. We are incredibly proud of their achievements and look forward to seeing all they accomplish in the future.
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