Songwriter and producer / Founder: @latchmedia / Editor: @purplemelonmu & @unrecordedmu 🇲🇾🇬🇧

London, England
Joined June 2009
Shouldn’t have too hard a time raisin money.
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I'm still so upset that Gaga wasn't saying "red wine" at the start of Just Dance. I thought that was so cool.
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Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics
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McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling xitter.cf/fasc1nate/status/15784…
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men will learn the entire adobe creative suite before going to therapy for their trauma. my brother you’re worried about the wrong after effects
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Shoutout to the dad who started Shazamming Kyoto after @phoebe_bridgers said the song was for the dads – at Atlanta, GA
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The chorus of deep ass male voices belting One Kiss by Dua Lipa will never not be funny to me 😭
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Absolutely no one : The O2 :
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Not Wordle, just the rainbow studded belt from Hot Topic I wore in high school 🟥⬛️🟧⬛️🟨⬛️🟩⬛️🟦⬛️🟪⬛️ ⬛️🟥⬛️🟧⬛️🟨⬛️🟩⬛️🟦⬛️🟪
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susie dent getting ready to post some middle english word that means “lying spineless prick”
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When I worked front desk at a studio A$AP came in and I didn't realize who he was so I asked him to sign in on the sheet and he said "A$AP?" and I said "yes now if you wouldn't mind" and he smiled and didn't make fun of me so yes he'll be a great dad
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it's the euphoria succession crossover no one asked for
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Some days you're great at the CAPTCHA, some days you can't find all the boats
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Okay mr scientist if “matter cannot be created or destroyed” then where the fuck are all my hair ties
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Man, smash mouth was so right when they said “the years start comin and they don’t stop comin”
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you want to get stoned? the thing that killed two birds?
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omggggg pete davidson spotted with gerri kellman a week after her split from roman roy
tweet like succession was real
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