A jedi and a witch, obviously

Sarasota, FL
Joined April 2017
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six seasons...
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lesbians want two (2) things: 1. a sword 2. for tessa violet to have a sword
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Goodnight to everyone except Porter Stansberry #JusticeForRey #UnsolvedMysteries
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Happy quarantine. "Find yourself someone who looks at you like Taika looks at Taika". @esquire
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I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.
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So we’ve all agreed that jeans are no longer a thing yeah?
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i’m not like other girls I sold my soul to a demon in order to avenge my family's death and successfully lead their influential toy manufacturing company.
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"They were like leg-sleeves. Before the illness, we all wore them, if you can believe that." RIP pants.
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Salt is, like, the only rock we eat.
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ESPN
@espn23 Feb 2019
(🔈⬆️) This mic'd up 4-year old playing hockey is everything 😊 (via @howtohockey)
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The Raven Boys (2012)
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I'd really like dramatic cloaks to come back in fashion. Like? Try and tell me you wouldn't wanna walk down the street with your mysterious hood pulled low while your cape billows out behind you in the most extra way as you go to the supermarket.
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tom holland really is that bitch
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This is the year I try to prove to you that testing on animals is both cruel and pointless. Please keep an open mind. And be patient. It may take some time. Thank you.
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These lawyers have tips for people stopped by the cops with weed: 'Shut the f*ck up'
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How about we make 2019 the year we end cruel and pointless testing on animals?
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If life gives you lemons, don't bother making lemonade. That's mental. Get a good education and then work really hard at career you really love and make enough money to buy a nice house in a lovely place. Don't dwell on the lemons, is what I'm saying.
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A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in @bijutsu1
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