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Anyone else getting that sick feeling in the pit of their stomach that feels like that sick feeling in the pit of their stomach in the spring of 2016?
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coworker: hey circling back on that thing we talked about in december
me: stop living in the past
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I’m actually curious. Why are so many mobile game ads fucking bizarre?
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Okay, so let me see if I've got this straight.
Coffee can cause migraines.
LACK of coffee can ALSO cause migraines.
And if you DO get a migraine, what should you have?
Coffee.
This is why I don't believe in god.
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American Christianity has to be delineated as its own thing at this point. these guys think Return of the Jedi is scripture and really happened
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one day you're young, hip, and carefree and the next you're in a work call hearing yourself say that “there are a lot of moving pieces”
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Replying to @shenetworks @A__Albers
This sounds like a lie someone says when caught by their partner….
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I’ve spent 10 years of my career teaching 60 year olds how to edit a pdf please shut the fuck up
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i’ve heard about issues happening at Oppenheimer theaters around the country
it’s pretty clear now that what was going on at Sound of Freedom showings was just a test run
Oppenheimer is the REAL movie that they don’t want you to see
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It’s psychotic this is a necessary PSA. We will do absolutely anything before actually fixing this problem
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Shower Food Review 44 - Crab Legs: I didn't have a cracker so I had to gnaw these open. But it was so worth it. My landlord was in the backyard fixing something & I think he saw me eating in the shower this morning. When I saw him later he barely spoke & quickly walked away. 9/10
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Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm - This was the most shame I've ever felt in the shower. I'm worried even God won't forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving out soon and she saw me eating this. The look on her face said "I made the right choice." 7/10
































