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thoughts. most of them not deep. IT. Grumpy, but kind. he/him.

San Antonio, TX
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Anyone else getting that sick feeling in the pit of their stomach that feels like that sick feeling in the pit of their stomach in the spring of 2016?
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coworker: hey circling back on that thing we talked about in december me: stop living in the past
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I’m actually curious. Why are so many mobile game ads fucking bizarre?
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is it supposed to do that ?
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It’s a good time to retweet this 👀
Best advice I could give to someone who works in cyber security or wants to… Document literally everything. In writing.
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Okay, so let me see if I've got this straight. Coffee can cause migraines. LACK of coffee can ALSO cause migraines. And if you DO get a migraine, what should you have? Coffee. This is why I don't believe in god.
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American Christianity has to be delineated as its own thing at this point. these guys think Return of the Jedi is scripture and really happened
You need to understand that these people's whole intent in taking over Star Wars was to deconstruct and pervert the monomyth - the story at the center of all creation that points our souls to the Creator. They hate it with every fiber of their being.
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one day you're young, hip, and carefree and the next you're in a work call hearing yourself say that “there are a lot of moving pieces”
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This sounds like a lie someone says when caught by their partner….
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I’ve spent 10 years of my career teaching 60 year olds how to edit a pdf please shut the fuck up
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Okay but who thought this was a good idea??
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i’ve heard about issues happening at Oppenheimer theaters around the country it’s pretty clear now that what was going on at Sound of Freedom showings was just a test run Oppenheimer is the REAL movie that they don’t want you to see
Here’s the moment our 70MM IMAX showing of OPPENHEIMER abruptly shut off with 40 min left to go.
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This Barbie movie is leaving conservatives traumatised
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How can YOU, a non-union member, support the strike? Resources below!
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bro…
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It’s psychotic this is a necessary PSA. We will do absolutely anything before actually fixing this problem xitter.cf/contrer_as/status/1655…
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Shower Food Review 44 - Crab Legs: I didn't have a cracker so I had to gnaw these open. But it was so worth it. My landlord was in the backyard fixing something & I think he saw me eating in the shower this morning. When I saw him later he barely spoke & quickly walked away. 9/10
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Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm - This was the most shame I've ever felt in the shower. I'm worried even God won't forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving out soon and she saw me eating this. The look on her face said "I made the right choice." 7/10
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When your yelling and frustrated with IT, this is who your being mean too:
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i just want a country where affording health care is easy and getting shot in the street is hard why is that so much to ask
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