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Anyone else getting that sick feeling in the pit of their stomach that feels like that sick feeling in the pit of their stomach in the spring of 2016?
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coworker: hey circling back on that thing we talked about in december
me: stop living in the past
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I’m actually curious. Why are so many mobile game ads fucking bizarre?
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Okay, so let me see if I've got this straight.
Coffee can cause migraines.
LACK of coffee can ALSO cause migraines.
And if you DO get a migraine, what should you have?
Coffee.
This is why I don't believe in god.
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American Christianity has to be delineated as its own thing at this point. these guys think Return of the Jedi is scripture and really happened
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one day you're young, hip, and carefree and the next you're in a work call hearing yourself say that “there are a lot of moving pieces”
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Replying to @shenetworks @A__Albers
This sounds like a lie someone says when caught by their partner….
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I’ve spent 10 years of my career teaching 60 year olds how to edit a pdf please shut the fuck up
I had to wear a costume to nerd prom at my last con.
I lost a bet so I had to go as the Boom Mic guy from Star Wars.
I think the running is paying off.
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i’ve heard about issues happening at Oppenheimer theaters around the country
it’s pretty clear now that what was going on at Sound of Freedom showings was just a test run
Oppenheimer is the REAL movie that they don’t want you to see
New fear unlocked.
Whatever you do, please 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 fish for your phone in a trailhead toilet. You might end up like this anonymous woman: traumatized, mortified, and covered head to toe in trail dookie. outsideonline.com/outdoor-ad…































