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thoughts. most of them not deep. IT. Grumpy, but kind. he/him.

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At least it wasn’t a SharePoint list. 🤷
If you're appalled to find a group of engineers using Excel in a way that doesn't make a ton of sense but does work, you may not be cut out to lead an F1 team
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Anyone else getting that sick feeling in the pit of their stomach that feels like that sick feeling in the pit of their stomach in the spring of 2016?
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coworker: hey circling back on that thing we talked about in december me: stop living in the past
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I’m actually curious. Why are so many mobile game ads fucking bizarre?
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is it supposed to do that ?
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It’s a good time to retweet this 👀
Best advice I could give to someone who works in cyber security or wants to… Document literally everything. In writing.
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Okay, so let me see if I've got this straight. Coffee can cause migraines. LACK of coffee can ALSO cause migraines. And if you DO get a migraine, what should you have? Coffee. This is why I don't believe in god.
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American Christianity has to be delineated as its own thing at this point. these guys think Return of the Jedi is scripture and really happened
You need to understand that these people's whole intent in taking over Star Wars was to deconstruct and pervert the monomyth - the story at the center of all creation that points our souls to the Creator. They hate it with every fiber of their being.
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one day you're young, hip, and carefree and the next you're in a work call hearing yourself say that “there are a lot of moving pieces”
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This sounds like a lie someone says when caught by their partner….
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I’ve spent 10 years of my career teaching 60 year olds how to edit a pdf please shut the fuck up
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I had to wear a costume to nerd prom at my last con. I lost a bet so I had to go as the Boom Mic guy from Star Wars. I think the running is paying off.
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Okay but who thought this was a good idea??
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i’ve heard about issues happening at Oppenheimer theaters around the country it’s pretty clear now that what was going on at Sound of Freedom showings was just a test run Oppenheimer is the REAL movie that they don’t want you to see
Here’s the moment our 70MM IMAX showing of OPPENHEIMER abruptly shut off with 40 min left to go.
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This Barbie movie is leaving conservatives traumatised
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How can YOU, a non-union member, support the strike? Resources below!
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New fear unlocked.
Whatever you do, please 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 fish for your phone in a trailhead toilet. You might end up like this anonymous woman: traumatized, mortified, and covered head to toe in trail dookie. outsideonline.com/outdoor-ad…
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Amazing. No notes. This whole thread is good
I am losing my mind at this post on Reddit. Apparently he was mishearing the phrase "nice to meet you".
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Wtf is this and why does it look like it is diseased.
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