Compilers should be artificially constrained to use no more than 2 GB of RAM or 100 MB of disk space. Force new language features to justify their existence!
Also this. I’m so tired of getting a PR with 5 lines of fix and 100 lines of refactoring.
“I fixed the bug. I also modernized casing, auto, and used std::move everywhere!”*
*not something that has exactly happened to me