@learntToCode

Programming memes from a multi-decade ✝️ dev on a relaxing side quest before the final boss.

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Unironically hoping to not just prove P = NP but to prove 1 = NP
@abdimoalim.bsky.social@abdimoalim_19h
What if we made CPU clock frequency so high that every program, regardless of complexity, theoretically finishes in one cycle? Are hardware engineers dumb?
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Decades ago played with the family Volunteer to play Germany First turn blitz Russia I get good rolls, brother playing Russia gets bad rolls After two turns Russia is crushed Family devolves into bickering Remaining allies walk away from game Last time we played 😥
Dungeon Minister@MinisterDungeon13h
Who played this bad boy back in The Day?
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Sure this cold gas roadster is cool but the next version could use liquid CO2 for thrust and augment it with a water afterburner. 0-60 in .6 seems very doable.
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1. Dario’s shortsighted rhetoric and inability to think ahead now haunts him. 2. Anthropic undoubtedly needed that IPO cash to fund compute. 3. This puts the hyperscaler ecosystem at more risk
ℏεsam
@HesamationOct 17
ANTHROPIC IS NOW UNDER PRESSURE TO PAUSE ITS IPO. Dario has pushed so hard on AI safety that his own warnings are now being used against him. NYC Comptroller: “Instead of proceeding headlong with its IPO, the company should focus its energies on addressing these unprecedented risks.”
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Fighting the urge to experiment on the novel algorithm.
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If I had to pick between an AOC overlord and an AI overlord I would pick AI.
MAZE
@mazemooreOct 16
🤣😂🤪
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Maybe we can limit them to 32bit OS too
will bickford@wbic16Oct 16
Compilers should be artificially constrained to use no more than 2 GB of RAM or 100 MB of disk space. Force new language features to justify their existence!
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Sure the new roadster is cool but I’m holding out for the orbital insertion drop pod
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When I was a kid the metric for “it’s the future” was flying cars. The future is here boys.
stevenmarkryan
@stevenmarkryanOct 16
New Tesla Roadster just broke the entire internet. WHAT THE
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It’s a toy until you have > 10^5 tests
Yifei Hu
@hu_yifeiOct 16
you know you vibe-coded too much when your repo has 3330 tests crafted by your favorite coding agents.
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It’s neat seeing people come full circle and realizing that meatsack best practices are also Clanker best practices. Entropy is the common adversary.
kache
@yacineMTBOct 15
I'm simply not going to have it output 100k loc Code is literally useless. Code in fact is a liability. Having more code is actually worse overall. I am trying to solve problems with the least amount of code possible. This is very, very important
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I am this many years old (A and B were floppy drives)
Ayaan 🐧
@twtayaanOct 15
genuine question: why does every Windows PC start at the "C" drive? wtf happened to A and B?
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The hard thing about meming Dario is that he is naturally a caricature of cluelessness
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Current state of tech twitter
Koru Language
@korulangOct 12
If we can decompile everything, why don't we start by decompiling the basic Windows-utilities like `notepad.exe` to at least get it back in the race? Just make the simple stuff work again.
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Anthropic a few years after they convince everyone that “nobody needs to know how to read or think about code”
Bulvar Medya
@BulvarpressOct 9
Yaban domuzlarını yakalamak için 5 gün boyunca tuzak alanına alışmalarını bekleyen bir kişi, tüm sürünün içeri girdiği anda kapıyı kapatarak onlarca domuzu tek seferde yakaladı.
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Oh to be a lawyer in such bountiful times.
Aaron Slodov
@aphysicistOct 11
it's gonna be pretty interesting once people decompile every single piece of CAD/CAM and simulation software
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In Soviet Russia all pointers are shared_ptr
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The obsession with Dracaena Malfoid explained in one chart
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Note to self: do not make a Malfoid post unless you want the algo to flood you with Malfoid comtent
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With NaNs
Zain
@zainhasOct 9
how does one actually abuse a matrix?
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