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describing in detail what kind of rug i want in my room out loud so i get a targeted ad for the perfect one i’m envisioning
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I saw one of my bestest friends from HS yesterday. I wanted to give her the biggest hug since I haven’t seen her in so long!!! And this wasn’t a planned thing to see her; it was fabulous!! EXCEPT FOR THE 6 FEET APART THING. Let’s get this rona bs over with pls. THANKS.
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If I would have known that the last time I went to TJ Maxx was the last time I’d go to TJ Maxx I would have went a little harder 🥵
I don’t often have feelings of superiority- but when me & my green Honda Element pull up next to a green Kia Soul- I do, I really do. My box car reigns superior. Anyways, I’ve seen THREE of them today, so my character is definitely being tested!😂😂
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Okay but.. do you guys thank Siri?😅
71%yes, yes I do
29%no Alexa, are you okay
17 votes • Final results alexa gust🌿 retweeted
gooooob morning. i’ve made a list. of the things i’d like to happen today
3. pancakes
9. nice walk. with limited running
5. nap in the sun
5. pancakes
2. a little snuggle
alexa gust🌿 retweeted
people really do be getting iced coffee in the dead of winter it’s me i’m people
Rex:”when I have my own house, I’m going to have a Yeti in every single color imaginable. Then I’ll have one to match every outfit & I’ll just sit back and look at the aesthetic”
😂 okay buddy
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alexa gust🌿 retweeted
gooooob morning. i know you’ve got a lot going on right now. so i wanted to mention. i think you’re doing great
My brother is currently unloading the dishwasher (knives section) & singing Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen as “Don’t Stab Me Now”, how is your Wednesday?😂
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