hockey enjoyer sometimes, hockey victim all of the time

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Joined July 2014
those are called helmets babe
“We got our work hats on.” -Noel Acciari, Game 5
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no one on my fantasy team plays tonight and my opponent has one person playing. i’m about 24 points ahead but the one person he has is sebastian aho. do we think i can win this week
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if u guys had to get rid of either potatoes or tomatoes forever, which one would you pick? no potatoes = no fries, mashed potatoes, chips, etc and no tomatoes = no pizza sauce, no tomato based pasta sauce, no salsa, no ketchup, etc
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"midriff"? heh. trust me buddy, there ain’t nothing mid about this riff *starts playing enter sandman poorly*
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was reading my book on my laptop and tired of scrolling so i clicked the scroll wheel and let it continuously scroll down slowly as i read #womeninSTEM
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leap year is one of my faves ever omg
category is underrated romcoms
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Generative AI is a political project orchestrated by the US government to pollute the information ecosystem until it becomes impossible to verify information, the goal is unchecked corruption and impunity
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
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this week's impulsive cheese buy is bothwell black truffle. 6.5/10, i enjoy the flavour but i am learning i prefer the texture of a crumbly hard cheese rather than semi firm. truffle flavour is really good and strong though
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Yo antes era de izquierdas pero creces, te haces autónomo, estudias, lees, entiendes cómo funciona el mundo y ahora soy de extrema izquierda
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life flirters vs normal people:
5 ways to flirt with life: (as a professional LIFE flirter)
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anyone who’s been on the internet long enough knows this is stolen content
It’s always a fun time when a wrong number texts you
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reading romance books to compensate for the absolute lack of romance in my actual life.
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i love brandon hagel
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why would i need a blanket when i could jst sleep under the weight of knowing that it was never gonna be me
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Lo fácil que es para los hombres encontrar mujeres guapas, interesantes, cultas, con tema de conversación, buen estilo… y lo difícil que es para las mujeres encontrar un hombre con mínima decencia humana.
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sparkle star hair clip
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It’s wild that Brad Bradford vehemently opposed giving water to homeless people during a heat wave and now he wants to give control of Toronto’s water away forever to the highest bidder
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highkey i feel like many people (myself included) think that they want a bf but what they really want is a singular best friend
i only want a bf when i need to tell someone some stupid shit like I just ate way too much teriyaki chicken if U even care
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and i rly do mean singular bc i feel like friendships in a group dynamic are way different than two people who are best friends and will always pick each other
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the only argument for a bf is that a best friend will eventually get a partner and you will no longer be their priority and you lose the person to tell about your chicken teriyaki
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