✦ 𝗡𝙤𝙩 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 ✧

— 🅳︎🅼︎ for Promos
Joined January 2014
Daniel Craig's run as James Bond was genuinely special. Whoever takes over next has a legacy to build on
JUST IN: Jack Lowden and Callum Turner are tied in the odds to become the next James Bond
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i find it interesting that everyone assumes they’ve been dating since they were young, but forgetting that it’s possible to start dating at old age
the honeymoon stage last forever with a real lover 🥺
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oh shit i forgot about the Fog that Kills Boys
woman: I feel so unsafe walking home alone at night.” average male experience walking back home:
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reminder women can be losers too
Luigi Mangione’s fan says she is in an AI relationship with him and that they are married
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Generative AI is a political project orchestrated by the US government to pollute the information ecosystem until it becomes impossible to verify information, the goal is unchecked corruption and impunity
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
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Majority of men don’t deserve to be fathers.
Woman Leaves Mid-Argument, Her Husband Slits Their Twin Daughters' Thr0ats
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these mfs got grown men measuring time in showers instead of days 😭
BREAKING: GTA 6 is officially two (2) showers away from launch.
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Maybe not every single item in our lives needs to be connected to the internet. Did we ever consider that?
The AWS outage affected $2,000 smart sleep beds, with some Sleep8 customers left stuck in an inclined position or with overheating mattresses
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Do not hire this mf I'm scared
Studios, directors, indies, games/films, I'm available from this month if you need horror concepts.
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robert pattinson for GQ magazine. 🤌🏼🫠
What is your favorite artist or celebrity photoshoot?
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this is what instagram was supposed to be. we lost it to the algorithms and reels and ads and celebs.
today i walked four miles and i had pasta for dinner :)
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See this irritated me because why is the cream suitcase not accompanied by a cream bag?
something about this makes me so happy idk why…
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This ngga Jay-Z campaigning for himself to headline the Super Bowl halftime show is the funniest shit ever 😭 there’s no way in hèll the public is asking for this.
JUST IN: JAY-Z and Miley Cyrus are the favorites to headline the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Beyoncé is also seeing a recent surge in the odds.
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So good, I had to print it out and hang it up in the office
What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Mf gon hit a pothole and get in a plane accident
no matter how much air i put it won’t go 100 🤬
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This is a great thesis statement for an argumentative essay
One man can impregnate over 360 women in one year while a women can only get pregnant once a year. Should we have more focus on male contraceptives instead of women?
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Diddy saying ‘I Need a Girl’ aged like radioactive milk 💀
What’s the best/worst aged lyric in a song?
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Tobey's SpiderMan has suffered enough, man. Let my childhood hero catch a break for once. Marvel I'm begging you don't turn Tobey's return into the most heartbreaking moment in MCU history 💔
JUST IN: 92% chance Tobey Maguire returns as Spider-Man in Avengers Doomsday
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forcing your kids and pets to be vegan is actually abúsive imo
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This thing would dominate b0dies in America. Probably 5-10 dèaths a day.
Paternoster Elevator, or continuous elevator, it does not have doors and never stops 😳
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