Lauren

bye twitter

beer slushiezzz

“@BitchhIssues: Merlot thinks you're cute.” @tootie_p @annatherblonde

Ryan lochte is so dumb oh my god!

you're crazy in the coconut

@Deee_5 😘😘

old ladies are more fake then cunts my age

here let me make you an acetone cocktail while you keep complaining about how you don't like the color you picked

this bitch is ruining my pedicure experience

bitter ass old ladies holy shit just die already

now please turn off the lights

6 hours 32 minutes later

the announcer guy sounds like a tired little boy

this is a little fucking silly

19th now...

"congratulations folks, you're at the longest game in history"

so the A's are going into there 18th inning which is great except for it's still fucking loud at the coliseum