@LasDrogas

tweets are based on a real, out-of-control teen

 The weed you hide in ur flute
Joined December 2012
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my god this woman rules
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The statistical likelihood that you have personally paid for less than 27 abortions is… low. xitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump27 Jan 2017
The #MarchForLife is so important. To all of you marching --- you have my full support!
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the new healthcare plan is everybody gets 50 tylenol at birth. those are your tylenol. use them whenever or however you want.
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i would like to take now, when people too distracted to roast me for it, to say i am really into trying new flavors of tea and jam in 2017
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MILLENNIAL: omg the line at starbucks is so long lol BOOMER: a racoon died in the well & we all got ass fever. the king stole our best goat
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Wyd after smoking this
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deg@degg30 Aug 2013
*sucks on a titty high in the mountains* thanks bitch now return to sea level
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Replying to @vrunt
They don't make tin foil anymore, dumbass. It's now all aluminum. So if you want the real thing, u have to buy it online.
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RT if you agree
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Replying to @LasDrogas
Chicken Minestrone or Tomato
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What's the hashtag for the debate
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Yikes I got way too high for this debate
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Tic Tac respects all women. We find the recent statements and behavior completely inappropriate and unacceptable.
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DUDES ONLY: Wouldn't it be cool if they made bags of 'girlfriend food' or 'wife food' like they make dog food? You just fill up their bowl!
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if he fuck me bad i take his ass to joe's crab shack
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