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Haha, Gad Saad. A man after my own heart. 🎯
21st century is so nice because a Kenyan like me gets to grow up listening to *actual academics. Not the garbage in our country.
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This is problematic in many ways. The judge has no such power to impose her Christian beliefs and/or understanding of scripture. The only question the judge should ask is whether such beliefs (however obnoxious) were held sincerely and in good faith by the faithful. Otherwise Roho Ofwiny, Yesu wa Tongarenians, and many other traditional religious assemblies (and cultural practices) would have no place in Kenya.
Can we be serious? 😂
Which authority did the judge rely on to make a finding that the Books of Maccabees are not divinely inspired? The church has been using the book ever since. Surely. A court of law interpreting a religious question??
Kenyan women wanazalia wazungu wazee, wanaenda huko halafu waanza mashida kwa nyumba.
Kama yule Chemu wa Germany ako karibu kupoteza huyo daughter wake na apewe tu visitation.
Sasa hata hujiwezi na kwako na unataka kupigania mtoto halafu akae wapi? Bedsitter Germany?
Lol 🤣😂
Dont care for the rest of the message but there's actually 5 not 4 grounds for Divorce; Adultery, Irretrivable breakdown of marriage, Dessertion, Exceptional depravity, and Cruelty
If you cant stand for your partners morals like say he fucks animals or same sex inatosha Depravity
Lawyer Omari Explains Why Courts and the Church Want Couples Seeking Divorce to Reconcile
Watch full video: youtube.com/live/Xvx79hxsllI…
Nimelearn kwanini partnerships ni ngumu ZIKIANZA before establishment. Juu there is a way you feel when you make a big kill and have to share it with other people who didn't do as much. Ni ngumu sana making 100 percent of X and then being told you will get only 30%. Unaskia waru.
Partly true but partly lies. First, women dont misbehave around rich and powerful people. I am neither rich nor powerful, but just being a LAWYER not even ADVOCATE already puts 90% of bitches in check.
Dem hukubeba ufala kama wewe ni fala na anaweza get away with it.
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Women can get away with anything.
Women are innocent even when proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
The story would be different if the man was assaulting a sick woman.
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When women don’t actually like you, they act as if they hate sex and talk like this. But when they do like you, sex is all they think about. Remember this.
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Kalonzo masaa kama hii anakuanga amevaa kinyasa ameshika remote sitting room akiwatch news aone ka press conference yake for the 100 time imenasa. Sifuna hawezi deputise huyo mzembe
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Inaitwa EGO man the only thing that keeps a man alive and sound!
Today has been a great day.
Nimepata judgment ya 500k I handled nikiwa bado pupil, and now just got basis for killing all auctioneers coming after my biggest client who keeps me in Nairobi 😂
Unaweza pata judgment but Execution is a whole other fight
Na nimeiva defensive fighting
I know I hate the small claims court, but leo wamenipea a proper Ruling naenda kutumia kuua Auctioneers for its persuasive value ya execution of small claims decrees
But we had to do it twice, first Application was struck out for "small claim reasons" I dont know nikawatusi sana
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You do not file a Notice of Appeal when appealing from the Magistrate Court to the High Court. You only file a Memorandum of Appeal and a Record of Appeal. Notice of Appeal are for appeals in the COA and SCORK
Enyewe kua mwanaume ni upuzi 😂😂. There's this girl I used to know tangu nikue mtoto pale Parklands Uon Law school.
BUT she fucked one of my friends, and I cant get past that shit 😂
I am now 29 yrs old bro.. an old man, but still some happening from when I was 23 holds.
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Baba’s spirit is well and truly alive in the people. I have seen it in Bondo today. Ahsante sana to the people of Siaya. Hii safari nayo lazima tuende pamoja. Siwaachi!
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Edwin Sifuna: Siaya hoyee!
Mnaniona vizuri? Hapa katikati mnaniona vizuri? Mimi ndio Sifuna! Na nyinyi ni kina nani?
Crowd: Sifuna!























