DTW - PHL - PWM - NYC - SF. Ex @AmericanExpress, @MeetEarnest, @Stripe. Opinions are my wife’s, mostly.

San Francisco, CA
Joined September 2009
This is also called “how to successfully finagle through a startup for $1,000, Alex”
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Not moving to Miami. But this city still baffles me.
Any Node / sequelize experts out there? FFS I’ve been supplying a dialect for 3 days yet “version 4.0.0 requires a dialect”. I now understand why engineers keep whiskey on their desks.
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THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE, THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE, THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE
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“fluff for uncertainty” will be my favorite new hand-wavey professional napkin math
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I guess if you were going to get someone to do the Field of Dreams speech for NYC, @JerrySeinfeld is a fantastic choice
"Feeling sorry for yourself because you can’t go to the theater for a while is not the essential element of character that made New York the brilliant diamond of activity it will one day be again," writes @JerrySeinfeld nyti.ms/3b4qquR
I finished watching Fear City yesterday, and wondering if everyone else has the same question I do: It took the @FBI five years to figure out how a person uses a door handle? #netflix #fearcity
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Writing is hard! Always envied people who write a solid first draft of *anything*
I work in a technical role building technical products. If I could give my college self one piece of advice, I’d tell myself to take another English class. Writing is the most important skill. Humanities degrees are valuable. Especially at companies building technical products.
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PSA: The next weeks don't tweet about your small annoyances of working from home or how great your garden/pool setup is A lot of people will be - unemployed - bankrupt & scared of health issues - worrying about family (or pregnancy) Focus on positive & helpful stuff instead 🙏
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ELON MUSK: We landed a rocket on a floating autonomous platform CONGRESS: We’re taking a vacation after a long week of doing nothing
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@allagashrob @MightyQuinnsBBQ I hope you've brought Curieux barrels
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Dylan getting heat for Chrysler ad. Last I interviewed Lou Reed, he was working w/ Hermes. Dylan at least helps jobs in Detroit.
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After 2 years of hard work, we're excited to launch #RhoneApparel to the world this Friday, 11.8. #everystitchcounts
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Excited to see whats coming out: @rhoneapparel on 11/8
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Train Wreck scale:  1 - Actual train wreck 8 - Miley Cyrus VMA performance 10 - Jets offense
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Give a man a tweet, he's got an opinion. Teach a man to tweet, all of a sudden he's an expert in everything.
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Times Square. Just missed a pic of the Naked Cowboy. #6'4"andripped #tightywhities
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Like Harding Lee Smith's other restaurants—the Corner Room and Grill Room—The Front Room is comfortable and... fb.me/1FKk3xt23
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NOW THANK ME, RAY! THANK ME WITH EVERY FIBER IN YOUR MISDEMEANOR-CONVICTED BEING!!!
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