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This week's all new #NNF features @rockhallpod's Kristen Studard (@kstud) in her in-studio debut! Listen everywhere now! Want video? Bonuses? Two Weekly episodes? Live Streams? How about the entire NNF archives? Join NNF Platinum at NeverNotFunny.com!
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Discount! Get your discount here!Reduced price tix avail for Wednesday’s @PopCulturedGame at @FlappersComedy Live or virtual, I got your savings!! Come see me harshly judge @kstud @blainecapatch & @irene_tu $15 LIVE:  flc.cc/TADLH4A $10 VIRTUAL:  flc.cc/2S5DB5P
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The hilarious @kstud is competing LIVE in person @flapperscomedy! Will she regain her crown as Pop Cultured champion? Come see for yourself! Weds October 6th at 8pm. Only @PopCulturedGame Get your ticket now! Link for tix below! flc.cc/QRPXNVL – at Thousand Oaks, CA
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🌀 Next Tues! 🌀 Talkies, a fantastic internet-based comedy show, is back Tuesday🤸‍♀️ Our 8/3 lineup includes: 🧢 Aiko Tanaka 😁 Kristen Studard 👕 Molly Stene 👖 Fantastic 3D Creation And hosts, Nick Stargu, Aviva Siegel, & George Chen! Tune in on Zoom 💻 or Twitch 🎮
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It’s @kstud aka our crushee! New ep today with Kristen Studard - actor, comedian, writer, very cool person.
KEEP THE STREAK GOING! @kstud is back for the 3rd month in a row to defend her championship. And this month is he biggest challenge yet. @captdope and @JadeCattaPreta. Do not miss it! May 8th. Only on @rushtix
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We've got a new friend appearing on this week's #NNFPlatinum episode! It's Kristen Studard (@kstud)! Sign up for Platinum at NeverNotFunny.com and enjoy this hilarious episode (with video), video on every episode, bonuses, live streams, and much more!
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If police are breaking existing laws, why do you think passing new laws will change that behavior?
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JUST ANNOUNCED! @kstud returns to Pop Cultured to defend her championship title! Nicky Urban (@tweetsattoilets) hosts and @jimmypardo is our omniscient judge! Check us out, April 10. Only on @rushtix
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This is art
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Me BEFORE Me AFTER the vaccine: the vaccine:
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If you're not on the ground at #EchoParkRiseUp, here's something to do: you're going to email your council office. No, not the members. Their field staffers. The ones who have to look you in the face at your neighborhood meetings. We'll make it easy for you. THREAD 1/x
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every LAPD helicopter costs $1200/hr to operate so the five (5) of them currently circling echo park costs LA $6k an HOUR. like, what if you just gave people the $6k instead of paying it to violently displace them #EchoParkRiseUp
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JOIN US in calling for the release of Women, Femmes, Trans, GNC, Intersex, & Two-Spirit People from LA County jails & detention centers, & for transformative investments into trauma-informed, gender-inclusive, community-based care! SIGN & SHARE: jlanow.org/ftapetition
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“We demand community mentors who will treat us like people, not criminals.” 📢💥 @BrosSonsSelves youth leader Irving shares his experience with school police & why the LA School Board needs to #FundBlackFutures. #CareNotCops ✊🏾✊🏿
I hope Doug Emhoff’s project as second dude will be to convince men to finally go to therapy and stop ruining women’s lives
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The @lapdcommission must #EndLAPDFacialRecognition. @DataWorksPlus makes this harmful software, which @LAPDHQ has been lying about for over a decade. LA needs to follow the lead of other cities and #BanFacialRecognition Email the Commission today! bit.ly/LAPCFAILS
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I feel for the @FBI, if only all the people they are looking for today had been gathered in one place yesterday!
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The true nature of policing in the USA has been fully exposed today in a way that no sensible, objective person can deny. Everyone who spent more time attacking “defund police” than addressing the very real threat of the alignment between police & white supremacists looks foolish
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If Biden chooses to let this slide and not prosecute Trump and today's seditious mob in the interest of "healing" or whatever, it'll frankly be unforgivable.
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