I bleed that glitter-water you find in batons

los angles
Joined February 2009
Replying to @joekjoek
literally my screen rn
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Me: there’s no such thing as a perfect headline. NPR:
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Releasing this just in time for the Oscars
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Every once in a while a portal opens up in our house and a comedy variety show comes out
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Kristen, what’s LA like?
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EVERY DAY is a duck fashion show on the porches of the Midwest.
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Regina George runs @Yelp marketing
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Sorry y'all. I'm a dog pervert. Please don't cancel me.
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Pretend you're my prom date and MATCH ME, HUNNY!
👀 Doing my solo show on Saturday at 6pm in San Francisco. Wow. What a time to be alive. 👀 eventbrite.com/e/chardonnay-…
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