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kloklo

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Joined June 2014
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He was a fucking podcaster
Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) profile pictureSpencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimian24 Sep 2025
Legislation has been filed in Congress to put Charlie Kirk on U.S. coinage.
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Jeez i wonder why
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Fire engines should be blue like their ally, water, instead of their enemy, fire.
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fuck a shower beer. it’s shower gyoza time
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Huge news for Owl City this
Clay Martin ⚔️ (@wayofftheres) profile pictureClay Martin ⚔️
@wayofftheres29 Jun 2025
Fireflies have made a major comeback in our area
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mehow@mehow1237 Jun 2025
Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name and she just said “two of everything darling” iconic
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they don’t make white boys like this no more
𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ (@King_Sukunaaa) profile picture𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢
@King_Sukunaaa21 May 2025
matthew mcconaughey yearbook photo (1988)
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If you are carrying around a water bottle that’s below 32 ounces I am not fucking with you. I don’t need to make friends with a gerbil. Grow up
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i try so hard to be normal in public that it backfires like 50% of the time. girl just asked if she could share a couch with me in the coffee shop and i went "hell yeah, get in here"
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mor
@moristiko21 May 2025
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Bitch if you think I’m finna be strapped in to a 747 like I’m riding The Batman at Six Flags Over Georgia you got another thing coming.
Secret Flying (@SecretFlying) profile pictureSecret Flying@SecretFlying21 May 2025
Standing plane seats to roll out in 2026 after finally passing safety evaluations #Travel secretflying.com/posts/stand…
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Delete hinge and just got to Whole Foods at 7pm on a weekday with no bra on
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“you’re soooo funnyyy” thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway
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Black smoke = we don’t have a pope White smoke = we do have a pope Grey smoke = we might have a pope Red smoke = stop for the pope Green smoke = go pope go Yellow smoke = watch out for the pope Purple smoke = grape flavored pope Orange pope = glad I didn’t say banana pope
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