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Poet/MC/Erotic-Comedian aka I tell sex jokes. Bookings: katalyst77@gmail.com

Montreal
Joined March 2009
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Im with Mo’Nique.
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racism is so wild man you got a black man who becomes president & some of these white evangelicals spend eight years calling him the literal reincarnation of the devil meanwhile trump is doing somersaults through moral scandals & they change it up to say “no one is perfect”
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This GIF of Judge Aquilina throwing away the letter Larry Nassar wrote the court about how hard it is for him to listen to victim testimonies PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL.
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As you honor my father today, please remember and honor my mother, as well. She was the architect of the King Legacy and founder of @TheKingCenter, which she founded two months after Daddy died. Without #CorettaScottKing, there would be no #MLKDay. #MLK50Forward #MLK
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Absolutely no one cares if you’re meal prepping today.
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In all seriousness Oprah is one of the most talented, dynamic, & impressive people alive today & I don’t think you can overstate for much she’s done to transform the landscape of art, media, & film. How lucky are we to witness all she’s built.
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So we're doing that thing again when Chapelle drops a standup and people are offended but then people tell them they can't be offended and the people who told them they can't be offended are offended that the people they told cant be offended are offended
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R.I.P. 2017 (2017 - 2017)
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Obligatory "Walking into the New Year like..." tartan reveal post. 💃 @VioletChachki #DragRace #2018
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If EVERY new year you post about leaving negative energy and bad people in the last year maybe YOU'RE the negative energy. – at Queens, NY
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When you report this you remember she was human: mother, daughter, sister, aunt. Her heart was bigger than the world. It really really was. She cared when most people wouldn't have. She was good. She only pursued right, no matter what. No one gave her justice.
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Bring mixtapes back in 2018. I'm not talking about rappers dropping projects with original production. I want rappers hopping on other rappers' beats again.
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Dudes love traditional gender roles until that means being the only breadwinner, or finding out that a girl they mistreat has a dad that will slump them. Then they want mediation & not to be taken advantage of financially. You want Donna Reed? Donna didn't punch a clock.
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Sad but true: If you say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas," God gives Jesus a monster wedgie up in heaven.
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In 2016 while on a promotional tour for All Stars 2, Tatianna met a little girl who could not hear or speak because she was def and blind, she showed her how to see with her hands and believe in herself. That girl was Helen Keller.
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There is a special place in hell for someone who unplugs your phone to charge theirs without asking
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Why aren’t ppl going crazy about Net Neutrality😱
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Pro tip: BISEXUAL DOES NOT EQUAL THREESOME. STOP ASKING! 🤬🤬🤬
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Hanukkah Prayer With Translation: Baruch atah adonai [I AM FIGHTING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS] Eloheinu Melech haolam [CHRISTMAS WILL PERISH BY MY JEW HAND] Asher kid'shanu b'mitzvotav [MAY THIS PRAYER MAGICALLY END CHRISTMAS] V'tsivanu l'hadlik ner shel Hanukkah [HAPPY HOLIDAYS.]
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Never forget, After Roy Moore said gay people should be put in jail, After he said the country was better off under slavery, After he said Muslims have no place in public life, Even after he was outed as a serial pedophile, The @GOP ENDORSED him and FUNDED his campaign.
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