Poet/MC/Erotic-Comedian aka I tell sex jokes. Bookings: katalyst77@gmail.com
Montreal
Joined March 2009
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Moments, just moments. Some good, some bad, some meh...all magic. I don’t have a need to add extra magic to the magic though....it's just redundant. But whatever works 4u.
Dudes be like: I'm gonna lick your whole vagina!
Person with vagina: what about my clit? Could you lick my clit?............... You think thats the same thing, right?
Dudes be like: uhhhhhh......
My neighborhood is gentrified, my building is not. Know that you are in the hood when you step inside and stop acting fancy.
All you guys claiming your love 4 eating pussy, always talk about everything but the clit..... clit knowledge is life. #learn
I try to tip well always. An insult for me is 15%. I'm not rich, just my mom lived on tips and so did my sisters and brothers and cousins and my grandma too. #recognize
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racism is so wild man you got a black man who becomes president & some of these white evangelicals spend eight years calling him the literal reincarnation of the devil meanwhile trump is doing somersaults through moral scandals & they change it up to say “no one is perfect”
When you suddenly feel something in your bra and you think it's a bug, but it ends up being a dried up particle of food that fell into your bra while cooking... and now you got that bug paranoia and you're checking your hair and shit.
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This GIF of Judge Aquilina throwing away the letter Larry Nassar wrote the court about how hard it is for him to listen to victim testimonies PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL.
Pep talks are necessary at any age. My neighbor is 76 and very depressed. I give her pep talks sometimes, cause so many have done it for me. Be there for each other cause we only have each other.
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As you honor my father today, please remember and honor my mother, as well. She was the architect of the King Legacy and founder of @TheKingCenter, which she founded two months after Daddy died. Without #CorettaScottKing, there would be no #MLKDay. #MLK50Forward #MLK
