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Bris Bristofferson retweeted
#Cowboys QB Dak Prescott was knocked out and put under sedation for 11 hours while he got a leg tattoo, via @ClarenceHillJr
"The massive tattoo also features Daffy Duck doing Dak’s signature touchdown celebration, the Dallas’ skyline and a sign from the Pine Creek Estates mobile home park in Louisiana where Prescott grew up"
"There are images of a Black Mamba for Kobe Bryant, a Jumpman logo for Michael Jordan and a picture of Muhammad Ali."
star-telegram.com/sports/nfl…
Bris Bristofferson retweeted
Rise and Shine world! I'm headed to see everyone's worst enemy, "The Dentist". Noooooooooooooo. Lol
Bris Bristofferson retweeted
I just texted Drew Brees. He said he's good and that he did not get struck by lightning.
Bris Bristofferson retweeted
#Eagles sign LB Colton Underwood to the Practice Squad. #FlyEaglesFly
Bris Bristofferson retweeted
I can’t say I’m surprised to see aron baynes crack the top 8, but guershon yabusele in the top 17?
New column from me: The 2018-19 NBA Trade Value list, which becomes a monthly list starting now. This edition includes a big intro, write-ups on honorable mention guys plus a preliminary top-55.
tradevalue.theringer.com
Bris Bristofferson retweeted
My message to DPOY Rudy Gobert: Une fois, le gars qui a joué M. Belvedere s'est accidentellement assis sur ses couilles sur le plateau et ils ont dû arrêter de filmer pendant quelques jours
Bris Bristofferson retweeted
Adam Driver: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND I WISH YOU WERE DEAD
Goofy: Gawrsh
Bris Bristofferson retweeted
Hate when I’m getting a tattoo/getting ink done, ask for a 13, and get a 31 😔
Bris Bristofferson retweeted
don't let the eclipse distract you from the fact that there's a Bar Rescue episode called "12 Beers a Slave"
