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those clowns in congress
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Just heard a Duff McKagan from Guns n Roses PSA at the Seattle airport about picking up your luggage
I saw this with Ashley (great movie) and her main spoiler free takeaway was that the show Cupertino is pretty good
Unexpected part of parenthood is having strong Sesame Street cast opinions. Way too much Elmo, not nearly enough Count (needs to be in every number of the day at least), never enough Cookie Monster and Gonger
Andy, you were one of my favorite players to ever cover/watch/be a fan of. I've never seen anyone come into Philly and leave a large, positive impression on the fanbase as quickly as you did. I am truly grateful for everything you gave on and off the field. Thank you forever.
The #Eagles are releasing QB Andy Dalton, sources say.
Tanner McKee and Cole Payton will be the backups to Jalen Hurts moving forward.
If it’s the last group I have a great idea for GM
ESPN Sources: The NBA is expected to select the winning bid for owner of the Las Vegas expansion team in the very near future, with a price of at least $12-13 billion for the franchise and new arena among three finalist groups – Nancy Walton Laurie and Bill Laurie; Steve Apostolopoulos and Marc Lasry; Bill Foley and Jerry Colangelo.
Bris Bristofferson retweeted
#Cowboys QB Dak Prescott was knocked out and put under sedation for 11 hours while he got a leg tattoo, via @ClarenceHillJr
"The massive tattoo also features Daffy Duck doing Dak’s signature touchdown celebration, the Dallas’ skyline and a sign from the Pine Creek Estates mobile home park in Louisiana where Prescott grew up"
"There are images of a Black Mamba for Kobe Bryant, a Jumpman logo for Michael Jordan and a picture of Muhammad Ali."
star-telegram.com/sports/nfl…
Picked the wrong day to leave my “Jaylen Brown was traded during Bill Simmons’ colonoscopy” shirt at home
I hate Stella Lefty for ethical reasons (wife got laid off by a Groupon competitor over a decade ago)
Eagles fans should cut Drew Brees some slack. He passed away several years ago after being struck by lightning
Per sources, this would have happened were it not for his tragic lightning accident
ESPN sources: Hall-of-Fame QB Drew Brees mulled playing for the Denver Broncos in last season’s AFC Championship game.
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/4992…
