Penrith Cobbler

I was thinking of going to Salford on Saturday to watch #ntfc, £20 on the train from Penrith, then someone offered me the opportunity to walk around Afghanistan in an orange boiler suit waving a Union flag at the Taliban. The flight leaves at 8am Saturday.

Just fuck off, absolute fucking scandal this #ntfc

You don't stop them

Fuck all changes does it

Dyche and McCarthy as a central defence pairing, fuck me Fitzsimmons is in for a busy night

All this about new managers and they won't work with this squad, if the fucking ball hits the moon, comes down with cheese on it and hits Warhurst in the bollocks and goes in three or four times a month that'll fucking do fine, just do SOMETHING, we've had 2+ years of shit #ntfc

My daughter said this morning "I'm off all day, shall we go to York and watch Northampton?, I'll drive, it's only an hour and a half" I said "No", and booked her an appointment at the doctors for 8.30am Monday. #ntfc #NorthernCobblers

You maybe want to tell your presenter on UEFA Champions League programme last night the capital of Turkey is not Istanbul @BBCMOTD

For those old enough to remember this is like Mike Walker at Everton, lovely bloke but seriously out of his depth #ntfc

These long balls up to Warhurst against the biggest unit in the football league Monthe are working a fucking treat