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Joined March 2010
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incredibly accurate! i don’t want Dynamo merch
It's really sad not to have a back stock of @HoustonDash kits for purchase. Our fans do not want Dynamo kits. #DTFO
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reading the last page of fourth wing
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I think this is the best cast we’ve seen on Love Island in a while. Different personalities, it feels like people aren’t afraid to be themselves, diverse, it’s been fun to watch #loveisland
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i’ve been chasing this high every since
this era of mobile games is undefeated
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the popeyes strawberry biscuit should’ve got the hype y’all gave tht fuck ass sandwich
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How people think Halle acts is actually how Chloe acts and vice versa.
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crying at tom and rachel pretending to be in love #PumpRules
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Emily drinking out of her dogs bowl. Absolutely FOUL. #RHOC
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if u see someone embracing their genuine authentic selves, hurting absolutely no one, and instead of being so happy for them u “disagree” or “don’t support it” or think it’s “disgusting” then u are an actual evil monster because that shit is beautiful.
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#CaptainAmerica's shield has received an official new INFINITY SAGA-branded LEGO set replica! Photos & details: thedirect.com/article/captai…
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Replying to @sctterbraind
Ariana and Rihanna fans sitting together waiting forever for new music to drop
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Selling Sunset agents turning up to a broker’s open house at 2pm
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What a disgusting way to talk to someone at the renaissance fair wtf
WHY TF AM I NEVER THIS LUCKY 🤦🏾‍♂️
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The day men realise that they are the ones who determines the gender of their kids because they carry the X and Y chromosome, we will have peace.
"My wife can't bear me a son. I have exactly 4 daughters, but I still don't have a son to continue my lineage & blood. I'm thinking of exploring getting someone else pregnant. I'm starting to resent her, what should I do?" ON AIR | #TheNakedTruth on the #CapricornConnection.
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14 years ago today, the glee pilot aired for the first time. a cultural reset.
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Janelle Monae’s newfound dedication to public nudity is a marvel to behold. May she continue to be blessed with good lighting and premium moisturizer.
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