You were that bored?
Vanity Fair’s New Establishment list:
1. Sam Altman: The Oppenheimer
2. Dario Amodei: The Paradox
3. Elon Musk: The Mad King
4. Jensen Huang: The Man Selling Picks and Shovels for the Gold Rush
5. Kevin Warsh: The Market Mover
6. JD Vance: The MAGA Heir
7. Marco Rubio: The MAGA Spare
8. Sundar Pichai: The Constant Gardener
9. Ted Sarandos: The Winner
10. Neal Mohan: The New Hollywood Mogul
11. Andy Jassy: The Big Chop
12. Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump: The Prodigal Son-in-Law and Favored Daughter
13. John Ternus: Not Far From the Tree
14. Zohran Mamdani: The Merry Mayor
15. Josh Kushner: The Good Kush
16. Gwynne Shotwell: The Adult in the Room
17. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: The Free Radical
18. Pope Leo XIV: His Holiness the Humanist
19. Meredith Kopit Levien: The Lady of the Gray Lady
20. Satya Nadella: Macro at Micro
21. David Ellison: The Son Also Rises
22. Gavin Newsom: The Californian
23. Marc Andreessen: The Edgelord
24. Sheik Tahnoon bin Zayed Al Nahyan: The Gamesman
25. Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara: The Odds Couple
26. Christopher Nolan: Zeus
27. MacKenzie Scott: The Giver
28. Alex Karp: The Philosopher King
29. Delphine, Antoine, Alexandre, Frédéric, and Jean Arnault: Their Father’s Children
30. Josh D’Amaro: Not Named Bob
31. Lachlan Murdoch: The Fortunate Son
32. Laurene Powell Jobs: The Benevolent Billionaire
33. Tucker Carlson: MAGA’s Savonarola
34. Kaitlan Collins: The Anchor
35. Taylor Sheridan: The Lone Ranger
36. Ryan Coogler: The Virtuoso
37. Daniel Katz, David Fenkel, Nicolette Aizenberg: The Only Studio With Drip
38. Matthieu Blazy: The Crown Prince
39. Jon Ossoff: The Prospect
40. The Democratic Socialists: The Insurgents
41. Bad Bunny: The Headliner
42. Bari Weiss: The Arriviste
43. Shayne Coplan: The Blockchain Brat
44. Donald Trump Jr.: The Grifter
45. Donna Langley: That’s Dame Donna to You
46. Ryan Murphy: The Counselor of Camp
47. James and Kathryn Murdoch: Gone Their Own Way
48. Alex Soros and Huma Abedin: The True Blues
49. Hasan Piker: Island in the Stream
50. Erika Kirk: The Widow’s Peak
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