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I once sat next to Petey Pablo on a plane and we nervously joked about the turbulence (yes, we were on a flight to North Carolina) @DaRealPetey
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When voters like me say, "I'm voting for my daughter's freedom," we're not thinking of abortion rights, exactly.
We are thinking of the lust to control that we see burning in the eyes of some men. We are voting to protect our daughters and granddaughters from THAT.
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If you have these light fixtures you do not need to worry about Kamala’s capital gains tax
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My expectations are so high that I will be impressed by nothing less than Beyoncé singing Crazy in Love with George W Bush doing the Jay-Z parts
This would honestly be an excellent use of government resources
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BREAKING: Inflation now back to normal historical level of 2%
According to latest calculation of underlying inflation by New York branch of the Federal Reserve
Only the second time in American history that the government has alleviated inflation without causing a recession
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We’ve all been trying to tell the Democratic Party for a while now that the old playbook no longer works. And they have repeatedly told us we don’t know what we’re talking about.
And here we are.
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This is bad — No one has filed to run for school board in Chapel Hill-Carrboro triangleblogblog.com/2023/07…
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If you know anyone who is going to turn 65 soon remind them to enroll in regular Medicare & not a Medicare advantage plan. A family member recently needed acute rehab & the social workers delight at not needing prior auth bc they had straight Medicare was an excellent reminder.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Mine have been married 50+ years, which I attribute to:
1) Catholicism
2) same brand of total weirdness (Catholicism aside)
3) also separate bathrooms
my parents have been happily married for 30 years + from what I’ve gathered, they owe it to:
1) having separate bathrooms
2) being each other’s biggest fans
3) when my mom was sad that my dad wasn’t typing “ok” with a heart emoji he started adding them
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my parents have been happily married for 30 years + from what I’ve gathered, they owe it to:
1) having separate bathrooms
2) being each other’s biggest fans
3) when my mom was sad that my dad wasn’t typing “ok” with a heart emoji he started adding them


















