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Not someone you’ve heard of. Occasionally tweeting about law, politics, and Carolina basketball. She/her

Joined May 2009
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Replying to @ynwatp
I once sat next to Petey Pablo on a plane and we nervously joked about the turbulence (yes, we were on a flight to North Carolina) @DaRealPetey
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When voters like me say, "I'm voting for my daughter's freedom," we're not thinking of abortion rights, exactly. We are thinking of the lust to control that we see burning in the eyes of some men. We are voting to protect our daughters and granddaughters from THAT.
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If you have these light fixtures you do not need to worry about Kamala’s capital gains tax
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My expectations are so high that I will be impressed by nothing less than Beyoncé singing Crazy in Love with George W Bush doing the Jay-Z parts
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Tim Walz is younger than Brad Pitt.
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This would honestly be an excellent use of government resources
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We're finally doing it. We're finally going low and bullying conserv@tives.
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BREAKING: Inflation now back to normal historical level of 2% According to latest calculation of underlying inflation by New York branch of the Federal Reserve Only the second time in American history that the government has alleviated inflation without causing a recession
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Kamala looking for a VP
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I can’t believe the GOP is running an old guy for president. Yikes.
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Kelly retweeted
We’ve all been trying to tell the Democratic Party for a while now that the old playbook no longer works. And they have repeatedly told us we don’t know what we’re talking about. And here we are.
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If you know anyone who is going to turn 65 soon remind them to enroll in regular Medicare & not a Medicare advantage plan. A family member recently needed acute rehab & the social workers delight at not needing prior auth bc they had straight Medicare was an excellent reminder.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Mine have been married 50+ years, which I attribute to: 1) Catholicism 2) same brand of total weirdness (Catholicism aside) 3) also separate bathrooms
my parents have been happily married for 30 years + from what I’ve gathered, they owe it to: 1) having separate bathrooms 2) being each other’s biggest fans 3) when my mom was sad that my dad wasn’t typing “ok” with a heart emoji he started adding them
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my parents have been happily married for 30 years + from what I’ve gathered, they owe it to: 1) having separate bathrooms 2) being each other’s biggest fans 3) when my mom was sad that my dad wasn’t typing “ok” with a heart emoji he started adding them
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Feeling the need to announce your own allyship is a pretty good indication that you are not, in fact, an ally.
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