@kelidailey

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Joined April 2009
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Your constitutional right to be crazy ends where my constitutional right to be crazy begins.
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Some liberals are buying shotguns, because America has gotten so spooky. How else can they fend off machine-gun-mounted robot dogs *unleashed* by the Insurrection Act?! adimagazine.com/articles/lov…

Love Song of the Liberal Gun Owner - Adi Magazine

A Black progressive with a firearm in California. It’s complicated.

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Ever hear of “decolonial travel?” I’m trying and probably failing at it. open.substack.com/pub/carefr…
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I thank Hustler Magazine for defending comedy in court—when their outrageous Jerry Falwell mom-incest parody went before SCOTUS, the First Amendment got stronger. We need Constitution-expanding comedy now more than ever. statesman.com/story/opinion/…

Comedy can push back against authoritarianism. We need more of that humor now | Opinion

It's important to remember comedy is a democratic tool, especially as law firms, media outlets, universities and members of Congress opt for silence.

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This is our tradition, @dougomez thank you for thinking of me 💜 (and my hero MLK!)
Douglas Gómez Barrueta@dougomez15 Jan 2024
"Destination Martin Luther King" youtu.be/Kbb9A74FoFc by @kelidailey #MLKDay #MartinLutherKingDay #MLK2024
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Just a few months before your girl's "Race, Representation & Satire" book chapter is out. rowman.com/ISBN/978166691927…
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A record $14.4 billion was spent in 2020 federal election For that amount we could lab-grow or bionically build the most just, sane & attractive leader
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Finished “The Marvelous Mrs Maisel,” or as I call it “Mad Men, but Happier, for Women.” The finale orchestrates emotions & laughs & I feel satisfied with the journey.
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I’m planning on visiting the British Museum, or as I like to call it, “The Finder’s Keepers Museum.” instagram.com/reel/Crq4E17AW…

Somi Lynda (@driplist) • Instagram reel

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My “Black Mirror” episode pitch: HR gets replaced by an AI watch that lights up when you’re fired & says, “Hasta la vista, baby” then immediately changes your LinkedIn profile to “consultant” & texts your mom “Can you pick me up from the bus?”
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Weird. The show “Gutfeld!” is not written by hallucinating AI.
More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS3 May 2023
The Writers Strike has shut down all the late-night shows. All except one, that is. Fox News' Greg Gutfeld and his late-night show, "Gutfeld!" have gone nowhere. Everyone who works at the show is without a union. thedailybeast.com/greg-gutfe…

Gutfeld’s ‘Late-Night Comedy Show’ Unaffected by WGA Strike

The rest of the late-night comedy shows are shutting down.

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Celebrate literacy! Come see me + my fellow LitCamp writers in the People's Republic of Berkeley (as dubbed by @wkamaubell one of the Bay Area Book Festival headliners). baybookfest.org/?p=35357
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This is the selective outrage I want to talk about 👀
Edward Hardy@EdwardTHardy4 Mar 2023
Jon Stewart: "What’s the leading cause of death amongst children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint. It’s not drag show readings"
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Welcome to our little seaside crime scene @SFSketchfest performers/audiences! "Surviving San Francisco" is kicking off the comedy tonight.
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Speaker of the House controls C-SPAN's camera angles (a weird power). Because there's no Speaker, the camera is free to show us behind-the-scenes workplace comedy.
Bad Lip Reading
@BadLipReading5 Jan 2023
They don't always discuss politics #aoc #118thCongress
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As a busybody + storyteller, I have plenty to say about surviving San Francisco’s public transit ⁦@SFMTA_Muni⁩ (my former employer!) Want to hear?👇🏾 munidiaries.com/2022/12/14/a…

Asking the tough questions on Muni

Have you ever ask yourself, “What would you do if this happened to you on Muni?” Storyteller Keli Dailey explores that very difficult question on stage at Muni Diaries Live.

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Thankstaking is all I have energy for this year @EmilyFlake 🤗
Talk of the Town@tnytalk15 Nov 2022
Emily Flake: Thanksgiving Getting Stale? Try These Alternatives! ift.tt/OSwxMei
If you do try to watch all 7 seasons of “True Blood” now, its camp & eye-roll storylines are always saved by Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis 😢) Pam (Kristin Bauer+) and Eric (Alexander Skarsgard, especially nude).
Clayton Davis
@ByClaytonDavis9 Nov 2022
31. Nelsan Ellis - #TrueBlood Passion and fire, Nelsan Ellis’ Lafayette Reynolds, Merlotte’s cook, and Tara’s cousin doesn’t take any shit from anyone. We lost Ellis far too young, and the extraordinary promise he had already shown. variety.com/lists/best-hbo-t… via @variety
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Because I’ve been tagged 1000 times, I will make two points: 1. Parody twitter accounts are protected speech, absent fraud. 2. I protect you from the government, not from Elon Musk.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk6 Nov 2022
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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Friends, we are just ✨ 2 days away ✨ from our #MuniDiariesLive show featuring this incredible lineup of storytellers! We still have a few tickets left, but they're going fast, so snag em while you can. We can't wait to see you on Thursday!! eventbrite.com/e/muni-diarie…
Promotional graphic with show details and performer photos. Text reads: "Muni Diaries Live! True tales from the bus, featuring: Alex Ryan Randall, Chris Arvin, Ilyse Magy, Keli Dailey, Kristee Ono, Mike Delia, Sheila McElroy, Wonder Dave. Thursday, Nov. 3. Doors 6pm, Show 7pm. Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell St."

ALT Promotional graphic with show details and performer photos. Text reads: "Muni Diaries Live! True tales from the bus, featuring: Alex Ryan Randall, Chris Arvin, Ilyse Magy, Keli Dailey, Kristee Ono, Mike Delia, Sheila McElroy, Wonder Dave. Thursday, Nov. 3. Doors 6pm, Show 7pm. Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell St."

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