St. Nell's Humor Writing Residency: https://xitter.cf/t.co/hy5PTtl7Qr
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If you'd like a bit (or a lot!) of your #GivingTuesday to go towards supporting women + nb folks in comedy, St. Nell's is raising money to secure a second location. Read our appeal letter at stnells.com 💝
.@Jayaratnahhh and I self soothed the morning after by doing a little short satire. newyorker.com/humor/shouts-m…
I have this piece in today’s FLAMING HYDRA and BELIEVE ME this pub is so worth the sub, for reasons far beyond this: flaminghydra.com/issue-175/#…
Scene: I’m telling my daughter about what kids were like in 1989, when I was her age (12)
Tug, aghast: “did kids have no concept of remorse for their actions? Had they never heard of a consequence?”
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Luke 12:15 “And he said unto them, Take heed, and beware of covetousness: for a man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth.”
Reminds me of the “Preach”episode (written by @EmilyFlake) of the little 8-episode satirical sci-fi series @CommandZseries that we (Steven Soderbergh et al) put out last year. And which you can now watch for free. commandzseries.com/episodes/…
The Substance is essentially a live-action version of Meet the Feebles, do with that information what you wish.
Emily Flake retweeted
"We workshopped many ideas by which we might bring about your downfall, Mr. Mayor... But in the end, it was so simple—all we had to do was nudge a few circumstances into place and then watch while you fumbled the bag in your own apocalyptically dumb way."
mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-le…
Guess the rats run this city after all: mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-le…
Yeesh, @Walmart, if you’re gonna use old punk graphics maybe get a consult with at least one old punk so you don’t do this
Nobody:
God: what if I locked bits of myself into billions of disappointing disintegrating skin suits most of whom hate each other's guts
When you tell your best girl what you mutter to yourself to keep from careening towards either wild self-aggrandizement or the worst pits of self-loathing and she goes and puts it on a pillow for you 🥹🥹🥹
“Me hearties” is even more fun if you imagine that the pirate doesn’t mean “my hearty fellows” so much as “my little hearts”
THIS is TONIGHT at Caveat, 5PM and it's gonna be GREAT and you should COME ok BYE caveat.nyc/events/lets-table…
