@keframpton

Fueled by @DietCoke. Known for my ability to communicate solely through reaction gifs. She/Her (Thoughts and opinions are my own)

 Indianapolis, IN
Joined March 2011
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A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.
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Debating whether to make my holiday OOO just:
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Glad I grabbed this screenshot when I did. #Tump (Also, no shade @CNN. Appreciate the constant updates)
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Okay runners of Twitter, who do I talk to about metatarsalgia pain when running? I've already replaced my shoes, tried different socks, tried pads, I'm at a loss!! #runchat #running
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I just wish I could give Blathers the fossils out museum already has. He deserves them.
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This debate feels like watching Uncut Gems
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Me when I get ten emails in a minute at work
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What's the term for "nesting" when are you aren't pregnant, just at home a lot and anxious?
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Because Apollo is concerned.
An anti-masker posted on IG that she would do anything for her kid. My comment, "Except for wear a mask?" was deleted and I've been blocked. My job is done ✌️
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Anyone else?
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.@halfliterbbq ordered a 6 pack to go only to get home and find two of the cans severely uncarbonated and very flat beer. 😕 @BigLugCanteen
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Time to plan my virtual marathon course through Indy. Let a girl know if you have route recommendations.✌️ #BeMonumental
I will not apologize if you can hear my dog snoring in the background of this call. You have been BLESSED.
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.@fitbit based on this thread I gotta ask...
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