@kch

Activist for UTC, ISO 8601, 24h format, the metric system, type systems, sound systems, sound type systems, and the oxford comma.

 Berlin
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Joined June 2007
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Tenobrus
@tenobrusOct 10
almost all human written software was complete fucking garbage. ppl forget about this because the biggest and most competent and profitable tech companies in the world, by dint of capturing thousands of the worlds best minds, produced some software that was only somewhat garbage
Fernando Borretti
@zetalyraeOct 9
So many websites of major companies just don't work. A human can't even create an account. The most detailed error message is "400 Bad Request". Forget agents, AI, whatever, how the fuck does nothing work?
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there’s no way aphantasia is real like I can’t even picture what that would look like
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it’s actually very funny that github has invented non deterministic git
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vicki@vboykisApr 23
What I most desire doesn’t exist on the market yet: a coding agent model, but it’s only been trained on code reviews by Eastern Europeans.
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sankalp
@dejavucoderApr 20
when i solve a bug claude and codex couldn't
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There’s like maybe a maximum of 8 jobs where I understand what the job is. Shopkeeper. Farmer. Teacher of some kind. Priest. Novelist. Journalist. Private detective. Chef. That’s it. What is a data engineer. I don’t know.
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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.
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Rick
@rickasaurus10 Jun 2025
I still hold Windows 2000 was the pinnacle of UI design. Crisp, clean, simple.
Grant Slatton
@GrantSlatton10 Jun 2025
Within 5 years I predict a UI trend emphasizing sharp corners, no animation whatsoever, and sub-millisecond snappiness of all controls
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devs: “look at my code, it’s so modular, split into so many files!” me jumping between 17 files trying to find where the actual logic lives, navigating the layers of virtual function calls:
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Klara
@klara_sjo15 Apr 2025
Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.
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Mike Coutermarsh
@mscccc9 Apr 2025
Equivalent
@equivalent88 Apr 2025
After doing Rails for 15 years
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Greco Gum
@GrecoGum21 Mar 2025
We didn’t know how good we had it
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It's fucked up mice don't make holes like these anymore
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Mike Solana
@micsolana19 Feb 2025
I will not rest until automatic faucets and hand driers are abolished
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i hate frontend so goddamn much and the people revolvingly vomiting their filthy abstractions, frameworks, meta frameworks and disgusting bundlers all across the industry DHH was right i do not give a fuck im a born hater again i cant believe im working with these animals
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Turk
@gitpush_gitpaid22 Oct 2024
dude just eyeballing cutting stones but you can’t center a div ngmi xitter.cf/visualfeastwang/status…
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rekdt
@rekdt21 Oct 2024
*Unmutes* …..”Thanks, everyone.” *leaves meeting*
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sophie
@netcapgirl21 Oct 2024
cd .. clear ls clear ls -al clear
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Bojan Tunguz
@tunguz21 Oct 2024
Google is the next Yahoo.
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