Not the longest, but literally this past Sunday night I drove a friend 4 1/2 hours to Oklahoma just as a favor. Longest is 12 when I lived in Austin and my family was still in KC. But yeah 2 hours is close in the grand scheme of things.

Does my relationship with Taco Bell count? Cuz it goes wayyyy back.

You don’t have to die. I know a guy. HMU.

Thank you Captain Obvious. Wonderful insight.

One of my favorite comics of all time

KC BBQ? That alone makes this a terrible map.

There is no world where I’m sharing location with someone that I’m just dating. Married, sure.

On of my favorite Jayhawks of all time. And I’ve been a Jayhawk my entire 57 years on this planet.

I saw this in the theatre when it came out. So good!!

A Day in the Life

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

I love it, for some reason. I’d do it for you if you were closer!

As a former pizza delivery guy back in the day, I have dropped some pizzas. Those pizzas - have been dropped. 🤣🤣🤣

I’m 57 years old. I have never *once* eaten at a restaurant where - after adding the tip and signing the check - the server took it back immediately, much less wrote something on it and gave it back - that’s just not how it works. This shit is so stupid.

Feel better!!! ❤️

Like you wouldn’t wear those wings 🤣🤪😘

The entire college sports landscape is “off” - it’s gross.

This is my go-to whenever I’m showing kids how it used to be.. “Here’s what we had before NBA2K” - they’re always stunned 🤣

He literally is a country boy.

Tell ya what, they def have some things to clean up (Looking at you, Butker and Toub), but they look SOOOO much more like the Chiefs this year. And Walker is f*cking insane 😳😳😳