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super mean. all the time.

Joined January 2020
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talk dirty to me.. no, not like that… like afroman.
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gonna get bluetooth put in with my breast implants so I can play limp biscuit through my nipples
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hey, it’s been a long time.
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insane, but like in a sexy way, not in a clown posse way.
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i hate to be the bearer of bad news but life.
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The only Jesus that can help me is the one who sells his wife’s bomb ass tamales.
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You deserve a "you're on my mind way too often than I'd ever care to admit" type of love.
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I’m bringing back “cruisin for a bruisin” and nobody can stop me.
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You're already going to Hell at this point, so you might as well go big or go home.
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If I had been raised with any self esteem whatsoever, it would have been over for you bitches!
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who cares, you’re going to Hell no matter what.
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i don't want to be called daddy i want to be called zoro.
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now shut the hell up
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quit being left handed.
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murderer : any last words? me : thanks
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sorry i slashed your tires…mercury’s in retrograde
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Anyone feel like screaming
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Guys, the shopping therapy isn’t working.
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Possible side-effects include: headache, stomach discomfort, dizziness, fever, nausea, genital rash, night blindness, heart palpitations, a "peculiar stench," gout, trenchfoot, black lung, flamin' hot intestines, spontaneous limb loss, a multigenerational curse visited upon your
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doesn’t matter what you do to improve the house if you ignore the crack in the foundation, it’ll eventually crumble
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