Kayla Franklin

Scary halloween costume ideas, AI edition: - An AI-powered B2B marketer behind on Q4 pipeline: Wear a blazer covered in AI subscription receipts. Carry an empty bucket labeled “Pipeline” and a stack of 400 blog posts. Keep muttering, “Maybe we need another agent.” - An autonomous agent: Wear a robot costume. Ask for approval before doing literally anything. - A human in the loop: Business casual. Trapped inside a Hula-Hoop. Still responsible for everything. - A prompt engineer: A hard hat and a clipboard that says “Make it pop.” - A haunted attribution model: Covered in numbers. Unable to explain where any of them came from. - A content zombie: Shuffle around repeating “In today’s rapidly evolving landscape…AEO....GEO...EEAT” - A displaced em dash: Dress as a giant —. Spend the night insisting you existed before ChatGPT. - A token bonfire: orange tissue-paper flames, a pile of fake money, and a laptop that’s still trying to make the headline “a little punchier.” - A Frankenstack: Nine AI tools in a trench coat. None of them integrated. - A brand-voice exorcist: “The power of our style guide compels you!” - A six-fingered creative director: “Something feels off, but I can’t put my fingers on it.” - A purple gradient goblin: Turning every B2B brand into the same purple AI startup. - An “almost right” monster: Perfect from across the room. Deeply upsetting up close. - The ghost of the exported deck: A white sheet covered in overlapping text, missing fonts, and broken charts. One giant title runs off the edge of your body. - An agent harness: Wear a climbing harness with tiny robots clipped to every strap. Label the carabiners “Tools,” “Memory,” and “Guardrails.” Spend the night untangling them while insisting they’re autonomous. - An AI wrapper: Wrap yourself in cellophane. Put “ChatGPT” underneath and “Enterprise Marketing Intelligence Platform — $999/month” on top. - You down with MCP? Yeah, you know me. Wear a tracksuit, a giant “MCP” chain, and cables connecting you to every app logo. Carry a boombox labeled “Tool calls.” and for the grand finale of ideas... A context window: Wear a cardboard window frame with orange trim. Stuff it with brand guidelines, slide thumbnails, and feedback until paper spills everywhere. Put “Make the logo bigger” on the newest note. Let “What we’re actually selling” fall out the bottom. Optional finishing touch: a sash that says “This conversation has been compacted.” what did i miss?