if uganda were to host an f1 grand prix: first, some guys would ask stefano domenicali for like ugx 2 billion just to arrange a meetin' with vincent banange they'd go and buy the exact land where the proposed circuit would be built, announce the project, inflate the land value tenfold, and sell it to the government at a handsome profit then they'd ask stefano how much they'd earn from each f1 ticket sold, before askin' how much they'd earn from the parkin', the hotels, the merchandise, and the ugandan flag they'd put on the circuit's logo the promo video would feature kampala ladies showin' fat ass and talkin' about how they've a crush on lewis hamilton not a single shot of the actual circuit, but 4 million views and a government press release hailin' it as a global marketin' success on day 1, influencers who, of course, have no idea what f1 is would be told there's no budget to pay 'em but a pico with oscar piastri would give 'em enough exposure to last a lifetime the organizers, meanwhile, would be drivin' brand-new land cruisers bought under the publicity budget all mps would demand vip access, the males would each bring their wife, two side chicks from mubs and ucu, and kiddos the main wife has never seen the vip lounge would need its own vip lounge, and the caterin' budget would be classified info there'd be bars and pork joints just outside the circuit perimeter, with a boda stage, momo agents, and a guy sellin' rolexes right next to the paddock construction of the actual track would start 5 years after they broke ground, because the 1st contractor would disappear, the 2nd would sue the government and the 3rd would be appointed after campaign season by then, the original budget would've tripled, the completion date would've been revised 6 times, and somebody would be explainin' on television how the delays are actually a sign of progress when the fia finally asks for the circuit to be inspected, a committee would be formed to study the feasibility of appointin' another committee to investigate why the first committee never submitted its report and 15 years later, the incomplete circuit would be turned into a patriotism trainin' camp