@katiopolis
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kt@katiopolisAug 15
laying Down
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nothing has ever turned me on more than the 30 rock episode where liz accidentally joins an all female fight club
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she fuckin the mailman for mail
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i think the whole “different alcohols having different effects” thing is BS except for red wine. red wine will have you sexting your mailman
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We going blind 2027
Breaking911
@Breaking911Oct 19
BREAKING: The Supreme Court agrees to review the Reconstruction-era ban on distilling spirits in private homes. -AP
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can yall give me media recommendations (movie, music, tv, book, whatever) i’m making my media bucket list for the winter. so far i just have twin peaks
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i guess girl
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three day old movie theater popcorn for lunch
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monday
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one billion emails . yayyyy
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this is a terrible time to meet me in life I do not give a fuck anymore 😭
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At the laundromat throwing handfuls of chocolate chips into random dryers
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successful crossword completion. hot bartender at brunch said he was thinking about me last week. bakery had my favorite loaf of bread. apartment deep cleaned. everything shower. steak for dinner. packer game. 9 pm bedtime. best day ever
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love that they let them do this. gets me rock hard every time
DJ Bean
@DJ_BeanOct 18
It takes a lot for a fight to move the needle for me, but this blew my shit clean off (crazy style)
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good morning happy sunday everyone
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just finished it. don’t feel great about this comment now
kt@katiopolisOct 17
seeing the elizabeth holmes doc tomorrow and based on the reviews it’s getting she better jump through the screen and suck me off
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seeing the elizabeth holmes doc tomorrow and based on the reviews it’s getting she better jump through the screen and suck me off
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scrolling through my own retweets like wtf is my problem 😭
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where is ned’s declassified school survival guide
LOST
@TheLOSTworld_Oct 16
Here’s The New York Times’ Readers’ Choice list of the 100 best TV shows of the 21st century, based on the votes of over 100,000 people. Do you agree with this ranking?
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